jerking off

something that you don't do at someone else's house

OMG did u hear that kevin was jerking off at brian's house??!!!

by not eton April 4, 2007

jilling off

Masturbate if one is a woman, the female form of jacking off

by Anonymous April 10, 2003

sucking off

To give someone a blowjob

"Yeah, I was sucking off Brad in the hot-tub last night, it was wild!"

by RingALingADingDong June 16, 2016

mugged off

This is a term derived from the commonly known insult 'mug'; meaning someone who has been treated like an idiot, or been severely nieve.
If you have been 'mugged off' someone has clearly made you into a 'mug', hence you have been insulted deeply. A 'mugging off' often deserves a swift backhand across the perpetrator's derriere.

'If you don't stop dissin me crew you're gonna have the ultimate muggin off in front of your pals'

'I'VE BEEN MUGGED OFF! HE DISSED ME AND ME CREW'

'You muggin me off? Nah bruv nah, i'll have to get me pals to blaze you now innit'

by OLI'S HOE July 16, 2008

Rub off

When a girl rubs her clitoris; Female masturbation, Clit stroking.

I was so horny I just HAD to rub off!

by sweetcandysum November 17, 2010

Write off

A phrase initiated by the esteemed Karl Rove to represent anything, and anyone that is cheaper to replace than repair. In other words, anything that is, or anyone who does something irrefutably stupid, annoying, or out of place.

-"Oh Shit! Anyone want to go to the Gallery?"
-"The Gallery's a write off"

by Brother Flash March 22, 2009

off the chimney

describing something thats weird, wack or crazy.

"did you that bmx stunt at the x games? man, that was off the chimney!"

by harry belafonte December 11, 2003