Numb

a foolish or stupid person; an idiot.

You're numb in the skull mate!

by SmartUser June 11, 2018

tootsie roll critical number

the number at which the tootsie roll effect, therein goes into effect.

I met and surpassed the tootise roll critical number, as i am now here suffering the consequences on the shitter.

by rudog September 8, 2005

Nubs

Stubby toes or fingers, always made more obvious by short nails. This is especially true with toes, tiny nail makes the toe look fat and round; this effect is greatly increased when a girl paints the teeny nail.

Kat ain't got no business wearing flip flops cuz she ain't got nothing but nubs!

by Biff Dude December 9, 2008

Number run

This is a showdown between two or more people who think they can hook the most phone numbers from strangers. The subjects of this challenge must both start at an agreed point. They will then be given a time limit (usually 3 hours) and an end point. They must get as many numbers from there preferred gender and enter them into a separate part of there phone book. The numbers received must be from some you have never met before. You are allowed to phone in one friend but they must be the same gender ad sexuality as you. They aren't allowed to speak to the target but may help set up the pick up. When the time limit is over, the contestants must be back at the agreed end point. If they aren't they are disqualified. Then you must text all your pick ups. You get 1 point for every person who replys to you within 30 mins. You get 0.5 points or each reply within the hour. The person with the most points wins!

Of corse the are many variations of the rules, but this is the most widely used version.

Dave: I got 17 points in the number run yesterday!
Harry: no way!

by Ninjachicken3000 July 1, 2014

number 5

-jack off.

-masturbate

Guy 1: Open the door!
Guy 2: Hell no! don't coming in!
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Im doing number 5! stupidass

by hahayoyo October 10, 2009

number 9

a sex posision where the male kinnda does a pushup hump type thing

when you number 9ed me my dick felt like corn.

by random jo mama May 16, 2010

numb nuts

the term for the person who has substained a skateboarding injury which requires the person to hold his nut so they dont fall off

Skater: i was skateing then i hit a sharp pole and it tore my nutsack
Doctor: HAHAHAH i guess ur name is numb nuts........ Mr. Numb Nuts do u have insurence??
Skater:no........
Doctor: Get the fuck out of here

by sdfhgdsfnvdslg February 13, 2008