by George_Savage November 22, 2015
Get the Fast handsmug. A farting sound produced by clasping both hands together so that air is trapped between the palms, then squeezing so that the air must escape by vibrating the skin of the palms. This can also be produced by pulling air back into one's hands after the air has been squeezed out. Some people are so 'talented' at this that they can play rather complex music with it. One who is skilled at producing hand farts is called a 'manualist'.
by I'm *so* not admitting that. December 24, 2008
Get the hand fartmug. Male or female masturbation with a hand that is numb from being sat on or some similar blood flow restriction
by InterestedGeek March 10, 2010
Get the Dead Handmug. to masturbate, usually to masturbate someone else to the point of orgasm. usually used for guys, but girls can be given hand jobs too. wheee!
josie got sick of always bending over for her man, so she taught him how to give killer hand jobs to keep the score even.
by dagger_grrl October 11, 2003
Get the Hand jobmug. When a previous experience in the restroom with low quality toilet paper results in dinglberries so large that one cannot proceed to take a shit; this then will require immediate removal of the berries so you will be forced to take a shower in a non-familiar location without the proper resources to get the job done, so only one option remains.... your hand
Dude, I had the worst case of Vic-Hand today after taking a dump at Nicks. His toilet paper was so shitty.
by Your own worst enemy May 9, 2011
Get the Vic-Handmug. The act of slapping a person generally of the opposite hand, also used to establish dominance over a person with a swift, strong hand to slap them.
by Be a man and eat that steak. August 2, 2016
Get the The pimp handmug. by doctor b November 15, 2004
Get the hand wipesmug.