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Fast hands

Someone who can jerk his dick off at extreme speeds
Emma: wow u jerk so fast with your lefty
George: yeah, because I got those fast hands buddy
by George_Savage November 22, 2015
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hand fart

A farting sound produced by clasping both hands together so that air is trapped between the palms, then squeezing so that the air must escape by vibrating the skin of the palms. This can also be produced by pulling air back into one's hands after the air has been squeezed out. Some people are so 'talented' at this that they can play rather complex music with it. One who is skilled at producing hand farts is called a 'manualist'.
Whoa! That guy just played the Star Wars imperial march with hand farts!
by I'm *so* not admitting that. December 24, 2008
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Dead Hand

Male or female masturbation with a hand that is numb from being sat on or some similar blood flow restriction
I had a Dead hand wank when I woke up and found my hand was numb
by InterestedGeek March 10, 2010
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Hand job

to masturbate, usually to masturbate someone else to the point of orgasm. usually used for guys, but girls can be given hand jobs too. wheee!
josie got sick of always bending over for her man, so she taught him how to give killer hand jobs to keep the score even.
by dagger_grrl October 11, 2003
mugGet the Hand jobmug.

Vic-Hand

When a previous experience in the restroom with low quality toilet paper results in dinglberries so large that one cannot proceed to take a shit; this then will require immediate removal of the berries so you will be forced to take a shower in a non-familiar location without the proper resources to get the job done, so only one option remains.... your hand
Dude, I had the worst case of Vic-Hand today after taking a dump at Nicks. His toilet paper was so shitty.
by Your own worst enemy May 9, 2011
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The pimp hand

The act of slapping a person generally of the opposite hand, also used to establish dominance over a person with a swift, strong hand to slap them.
"Ey tyrone still givin shit"
"Yo know it i had to give dat shithead the pimp hand
mugGet the The pimp handmug.

hand wipes

Monk the OCD detecive's problem. Must keep hands clean
I need a wip, Sharona his nurse
by doctor b November 15, 2004
mugGet the hand wipesmug.

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