Speed Stick

When he cums quick

Girl1: Joe came so fast last night.
Girl2: Yeah, he is such a speed stick.

by UncleRatsh August 19, 2017

mexican speed train

Tying a razor blade to ones penis, and smacking another person in the mouth with it

Do not Mexican speed train me!

by county boy 101 February 22, 2014

Chase the Speed Demon

My boy Chase is as fast as a cheetah on the track and in the bedroom. He's a personal magnet attracting the men and the women. He's so fast your butthole will be demolished in a second.

Chase the Speed Demon is so fast he dusts you before you can even say gay

by Big Daddy Smatty April 13, 2022

Speed Humping

The word created for driving over speed humps way too fast in hopes of getting air. While there are very few cases reported of tires actually leaving the ground, it is still a thrill ride if you do it right.

Dude, Lets cut through Bellevue and do some speed humping!

by WatsonN April 27, 2013

Caviar at fish stick prices on McDonald's speed

The sentence expresses incredulity about whether someone expects to receive high-quality service comparable to the price of caviar (luxury) but delivered as quickly as service at McDonald's (known for fast food).

Do they expect services like Caviar at fish stick prices on McDonald's speed?! - Gilfoyle

by C.Gilfoyle July 03, 2024

Speed curling

Taking a crap as fast as possible

Racing against your mates to have the fastest shit, I'm off for some speed curling

by Cammeltoe September 25, 2012

speed bump

The slight chubby/semi boner one can get when getting a private lap dance from a stripper.

Stripper: "Ooooh you got a little speed bump there... you mind moving that?"

Dude "......"

by bb101214 July 22, 2010