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mosher

A mosher is someone who enjoys listening to music (around the metal/rock area) They wear mainly jeans, sometimes skinny, sometimes baggy, and a lot of them wear plimsols. They usually have funky hair, but unfortunately i dont. As you may have guessed, I myself happen to be a mosher, and i am currently wearing grey checked skinny jeans, a brown hoodie (NOT CHAVVY OR PREPPY HOODY) and them bulky plimsol things with straps on. i do not believe in god and totally despise all chavs and preps. :P hope i helped
i cant do an example, every mosher has their own personality.
by a random gal October 31, 2009
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mosher

A mosher is often confused with goths, emos, and metalheads but dont be fooled. The term mosher is simply a person who hates chavs and is often found listening to various types of rock or metal music. They usually wear black/brightly coloured clothes along with blue jeans and any kind of shoes that suit the rest of their outfit. Moshers are also known to be quite passive in their approach to life i.e. they will never get involved in a fight unless they are strongly provoked. They do have a rebellion side of them but often they will not aim to break the rules but to simply bend them. They may also tend to hide feelings from others and then release those feelings to rock music instead of to other people.
chav: oi prick, wt kinda crappy ass music is tht?! u shud listen to sum proper r'n'b music with a wikid beat innit
mosher: First of all, i'm not a prick and you are a hypocrite. Secondly, this music is fucking awesome and you only like rap music because you're gay and you want to follow the crowd and their dumbass chart music.
chav: u fuckin wat m8?! i'll bang u out blud!
mosher: Yes, ofcourse you will. I am very scared. (sarcasm)
by YesIAmIndeedAMosher February 21, 2010
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mother's cure

A suburban housewife solution to the daily doldrums. Recipe: Oxycontin + Jack Daniel's
Random person: Hey Suzy, how do you make it through these hard ass days?
Suzy Jenkins: A little concotion I came up with myself that I call the mother's cure. Oxycontin washed down with Jack D. Put it in a cup it looks like iced tea.
by RustyBuddha August 24, 2010
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Mother-in-law's Contracture

When a person's lips grant a facial expression of sadness when at rest or even when expressing joy. The lips fail to reach a horizontal orientation even when the person is attempting to smile.
Husband: Your mother looks looks so pissed off right now.

Wife: Nope, she is smiling.
Husband: Yeah, but she has a huge frown; it looks like an upside down U, like the old dude in Up.
Wife: Oh, that's because hse has the mother-in-law's contracture.
by MILFwithMILcontracture January 11, 2011
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Mother Brain

1. Enemy of Samus Aran in the Metroid games "Metroid" and "Super Metroid," Mother Brain is the presumed leader of the Space Pirates and, together with her winged colleague, Ridley, poses a great threat to the Galactic Federation. Armed with her vast intelligence, she seeks to manipulate the power of the Metroids to her advantage.

Typically depicted as resting immobile in an armored case, Mother Brain has also developed other means of defending herself. In "Super Metroid" she demonstrated her combat ability through an enormous bio-mechanical bipedal body- the use of which granted her the mobility she needed to bring her energy beams and bombs to bear against Samus.

Mother Brain was responsible for the slaughter of the "daughter Metroid" of Samus Aran at that same confrontation, adding to the acridness in the feud between the two.

2. an intelligent, reclusive person who remains somewhat guarded and isolated; tends to shy away from those less intelligent than them
1. The Mother Brain killed my babyyy!!!

2.

-Where is Margie?

-She's at the library again. In the basement.

-She's such a Mother Brain!
by Mama Brain's boy May 30, 2011
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Mother function

The mathematical way of saying motherfucker, : An insult to a person's well being, or replacement word.
by Kingdom forest March 27, 2017
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Mother Earth Fucker

A person who doesn't leave any holes on the surface of the earth unviolated. It involves fucking animal burrows, golf holes, borewells, wells, trenches, sinkholes, tunnels, graves and the like. Its origins can be traced back to the traditional glory holes. The participants wanted to feel one with nature. Erect their edifice into the ground, literally planting their seeds. A sub kink of this likes a BDSMeque twist where tree trunks are fair target for there perverse desires. Many a woodpecker nests have been flooded in such a manner. The practice is usually followed during the rains, when mother earth is adequately lubed to be penetrated.
_Jack is such a mother earth fucker, he goes to a golf course and thinks it's an orgy._

_A Mother earth fucker died as he got sucked inside a quicksand while trying to fuck it_
by Shaadinipples August 30, 2021
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