An example of Closet Mexicans;
Sarah: "Hey Pancho, Are you Mexican?"
Pancho: "I'M NOT MEXICAN! Only my parents and grandparents are Mexican."
Sarah: "Oh, so you have Mexican background."
Pancho: "DUDE, I'M NOT MEXICAN! My ancestors are SPANIARDS!"
Sarah: "UH? WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU?"
Pancho: "I'm American of Spaniard descent."
Sarah: "Yeah Right...Talk to you later."
Sarah: "Hey Pancho, Are you Mexican?"
Pancho: "I'M NOT MEXICAN! Only my parents and grandparents are Mexican."
Sarah: "Oh, so you have Mexican background."
Pancho: "DUDE, I'M NOT MEXICAN! My ancestors are SPANIARDS!"
Sarah: "UH? WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU?"
Pancho: "I'm American of Spaniard descent."
Sarah: "Yeah Right...Talk to you later."
by numberofnames August 15, 2011
Get the Closet Mexicansmug. The act of giving a sexual partner a shocker and then using your shit-stained pinky finger to give her a dirty sanchez after the sexual act is completed.
"Yep, Carol, he gave me a Mexican shocker... he stuck two in the pink and one in the stink, and then smeared his pinky finger across my upper lip. What a guy!"
by NeverGonnaGiveYouUpNeverGonnaLetYouDown April 23, 2008
Get the Mexican Shockermug. When a guy takes a shit in a girl's vagina, then fucks her and pulls his penis out. It has shit all over it and it looks like a messy mexican crispito.
Guy 1: "Damn that's a freaky book you're reading!"
Guy 2: "I know, listen to this one. Shit in a girl's vagina then fuck her. That one's called a Mexican Crispito!"
Guy 1: "Eww wtf?!!!!"
Guy 2: "I know, listen to this one. Shit in a girl's vagina then fuck her. That one's called a Mexican Crispito!"
Guy 1: "Eww wtf?!!!!"
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010
Get the Mexican Crispitomug. The act of dipping your cock and balls in caramel and then having your girlfriend lick it off wearing a Lucha mask.
I asked my woman if she wanted to bob for apples last night. She one-upped me by adding caramel and a Lucha mask. Turns out it was a Mexican Halloween!
by rjwNU1 October 30, 2009
Get the Mexican Halloweenmug. mexican porthole is the transport module that resembles the shit house used by construction workers across america.Legend has it mex workers transport back and forth from mex to u.s.
where the hell did all those illegals come from?
must have flown on the "mexican porthole " they were'nt here yesterday!
must have flown on the "mexican porthole " they were'nt here yesterday!
by bubbles may October 23, 2008
Get the mexican porthole mug. A Mexican Cession is a very rare event that only happens once every 2 and a half years. It is believed that great Aztec Gods would order the humans to perform the ritual.
Unfortunately when the Spainards came they saw the tradition as "unorthodox" and "devil worship" and killed the elders of the tradition, who decided when to perform the ancient ritual, in the taking of the Aztec capital who were highly respeceted among the community. And only the worthy would participate.
Though most particiapters were killed in battle few lived and continued the tradition today.
The ancient ritual of the Mexican Cession is the tradition of Mexicans and only Mexicans gathering together in a fine room of expensive Mexican cloths and ancient clay pots and vases, where they would get high as fuck on peyote and kill themselves.
Unfortunately when the Spainards came they saw the tradition as "unorthodox" and "devil worship" and killed the elders of the tradition, who decided when to perform the ancient ritual, in the taking of the Aztec capital who were highly respeceted among the community. And only the worthy would participate.
Though most particiapters were killed in battle few lived and continued the tradition today.
The ancient ritual of the Mexican Cession is the tradition of Mexicans and only Mexicans gathering together in a fine room of expensive Mexican cloths and ancient clay pots and vases, where they would get high as fuck on peyote and kill themselves.
by JCKc February 25, 2015
Get the Mexican Cessionmug. by smackthewop July 14, 2019
Get the Mexican Snowmug.