Mayonnaise

Definition #1: A thick cold sauce or dressing usually used in sandwiches and composed salads.
Definition #2: An instrument.

Mayonnaise is such a beautiful instrument.

by The only name not in use July 28, 2018

mayonnaise

a instrument

i played the mayonnaise at school today

by lit-yeeter September 16, 2018

Mayor Wright's Window Licker Collection

If you live in Livonia, MI, the mayor is Dennis Wright. Rumor has it that he has a collection of window lickers in alphabetical order.

Everyone, come look at Window Licker Micheal in Mayor Wright's Window Licker Collection!

by LTown122 October 23, 2018

Mayonnaise Sandwich

Dartmouth, NS slang for a cream pie.

Lana enjoyed a mayonnaise sandwich in her bathroom after her work Christmas party.

by Cr8ivewonder December 2, 2018

mayonnaise

Mayonnaise is a food product and an instrument

I put mayonnaise on my fries.

by AStupidPersonOnTheInternet December 10, 2018

mayonnaise everywhere

When a dude hasn’t choked the chicken in a few days and upon releasing his load the back pressure causes a sitcky mess all over the place.

Britney hasn’t let Chad hit it in a few days, but last night she complained about the Mayonnaise everywhere in the bathroom.

by SexyGoodSex1856 February 14, 2019

mayoket

bread with a beef with ketchup on the bottom and mayonaisee on the top and lettuce in the top of the mayonaise and more lettuce in the bottom of the ketchup
Example:

Waiter 1: Hello What's Your Order
Customer 1: My Order Is Mayoket
Waiter 1: OK, Coming right up

by The Reality of smg4 March 9, 2019