I Know A Guy

1. A phrase to use as an excuse when you would rather not explain how you acquired something.

2. A phrase to calm your friend down after he/she has done something wrong and is looking for some help.

1. Jimmy: Dude, where did you get that gallon of PCP?

John: I know a guy.

2. Jenny: Oh my god, I'm pregnant! What the fuck am I gonna do?!?!

Jillian: Chill out, I know a guy.

by furrymonkey March 2, 2010

you know I love ya

a phrase used by a significant other to get out of a troubled situation or take back something they did or said.

guy: get me a beer, BITCH!
girl: WHAT?!?!? who u callin a bitch?
guy: you know i love ya

by gato May 21, 2004

Useless Fucking Knowledge

Information that is absolutely fucking useless to anyone unless they want to pursue a career that is extremely fucking important to remember otherwise your career and life is over as we know it.

Useless Fucking Knowledge accounts for many people who are Google Fucktards who present their arguments constructed on useless fucking knowledge.

Some of the following fall under the category of Useless Fucking Knowledge:

-Knowing how to operate a graphing calculator since not many jobs require you to operate a graphing calculator but to solve problems involving math (i.e - how many barrels are there)

-Remembering the periodic table, unless you are going to be a chemist, then you have a legitimate excuse

-Knowing how to get out of a stray jacket if you are being towed by a boat (And if James Bond is driving that boat, you're fucked otherwise)

...and much, much more. You could probably think of things that fall under the Useless Fucking Knowledge chart

Teacher: Okay children this is how you use a graphing calculator.

Student: *stands up* "Does anyone else think this is Useless Fucking Knowledge or is it just me?"

by Fuck this useless info October 13, 2011

little known fact

A pharse used to describe a tidbit of information that is definately not true.

Person 1- I hate children.

Person 2- Children as a collective are the Devil, little known fact.

Or

Person- Little known fact: I slept with your mom.

by Dehta June 28, 2007

knowledgement

the act of knowing and being able to perform tasks relating to knowledge in any profession,being in the know,professional ability in any category,
The terminology often used by hungarian dictators during important meetings to define your ability in a specific field.

Congratulations!!! i have very much enjoy to tell you that you have acheived a very high level of knowledgement by attending this class.

Ed id a very smart man,but he will not share his knowledgement with others in his crew
The only knowledgement this man has is to be very lazy,his hands are clean at the end of the day he has done nothing.
You have very lazy eyes you must have left your knowledgement at home.

by roosevelto January 26, 2007

Knowledge Bomb

When an explosion of intelligence is dropped, and everyone who hears it intelligence increases dramatically.

Jason: Someone just told me that the longest word in the English dictionary is 45 letters long, and was created to be the longest word in the English language.

Taylor: They dropped an knowledge bomb.

by Worstgirl141 May 12, 2010

I Know This

This expression came to be in the halls of EHS, when a good reply was needed to something.

PJ "You have pie on your coat"
Matt "I know this"
PJ "Look I know you know this, but I need this"
Matt "...I know this"

by pj April 4, 2004