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Kanecum

The be-all end-all of insulting names to call someone. More vulgar than any other word you could possibly think of. It means the cum of Kane, one of the top 5 worst people on Earth. One would be hard pressed to find a situation in which this would be legitimate to use.

Has nothing to do with South Park, even though South Park is used for the example.
Hypothetically, after the South Park episode...

Scott: "Cartman, you kanecum, you made me eat my parents and the pubes of everyone in town in front of my favorite band!"

Stan: "Dude, think about what you're saying! It wasn't THAT bad!"
by Definitive Doom November 14, 2004
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Kanyebag

Interchangeable term for "douchebag". Named after narcissistic rapper Kanye West. An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intellegence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears.
Did you see that Kanye West last night on TV? He was acting like such a Kanyebag.
by amouse September 15, 2009
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Dirty Kane

Mostly everyone is wrong, a 'hot Kane' is the act of putting seran over the face and taking a dump on it. Anal to oral is called a 'rusty trombone', dumping on the chest is a 'Cleaveland steamer', and anal to tit fuckin is a chilli dog. If you have the squirts and can attain maximum heat and force a hole through the seran and onto the skin/mouth then you are awarded extra points, Kane would be proud.
I bought some seran wrap today because I want to give Gavin a hot Kane for his birthday.
I Gave Gavin a dirty Kane to prove my dominance.
by Blah373849 March 28, 2020
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Kanyeism

The practice of being antisemitic
Disliking Jews is Kanyeism
by MegaMemeLordCarlWheezerXD January 13, 2023
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kanellis

a sexy girl who can kick the shit out of any1
wow that was 1 hell of a kanellis
by Kyle Howard February 2, 2008
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Kandel

Kandel from Candle. Light or "torch". Someone who is gentle & kind. One who is beautiful, bright, passionate and pleasant. Loves nature & outdoors. Has a kind generous nature. A lady with sweet lips & teasing eyes. Inquisitive, Curious beyond measures and eager for knowledge. One of a kind.
Kandel in the wind.
by Lednak December 21, 2016
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kandell

im a sexy kandell
by tomosan September 7, 2017
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