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Italian Slice Job

When a man or woman, takes a slice of pizza and "applies" it on his penis( or her vagina), then recieved a flavorful blowjob by a consenting person.
This sex move can only be completed once the man or woman finishes and shouts out "mama mia!"
To spice up our sex life, my sex coach recommended the "Italian Slice Job". She said it helped having my dick taste like her favorite food, it really improved this element of our sex life!
by Delwin penner December 4, 2025
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italian grandmother

Due to the frequent beatings that old school Catholic grandmothers bestow upon naughty children, they have worked up quite the wrist strength. This strength can come into play in a whole host of different situations, from grinding pine nuts for pesto to gesticulating out of windows above the village piazza. Luckily enough for the adolescent Italian prospective heart throb, visiting the grandparent's on a spring time Sunday in Sienna does not stir the same deep dread that swells within English children. Namely because they don't get wanked off with anywhere near the same vigor.
(Enter a young man who has just returned from a cinema date with a beauty)

Friend: Hey, how was the film? Get anymore than a kiss?

Proud young man with empty empty balls: Hell yeah I did, got given a mean Italian Grandmother throughout all of Bridesmaids 2...
by Italian Grandmother May 21, 2016
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Italian bayonet

Put your Dick in a pizza and feed it to your bae
by The long meat man man man October 21, 2016
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Italian Foot Job

Like a normal foot job but with marinara.
Man that was a great Italian Foot Job, extra saucy
by Sl13pp3rs November 30, 2021
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italian flashlight

The act of taking your shaft and smacking another's balls until they shart shoot a load on your stomach in the dark.
I gave Paul an Italian flashlight before bed.
by SillyTurtleTits July 14, 2016
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Italian Soda

When someone is about to give their partner a facial, they and/or their partner holds there finger over the tip of the penis and at climax holds the ejacualte in the penis, then the person ejacualtes, they then release the finger from the tip of the penis thus giving it the champaign bottle effect onto the receiving person face
I would love for you to give me a Italian Soda later tonight!!
by Ding-Dong81 January 30, 2025
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