blue eared elephant

the art of turning one's 501 pockets inside out, unzipping your flys and lobbing out yer todger.
"hey ladies have you seen the Blue Eared Elephant?"
"No"
"zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzziiiiiiiiiip..........."
by mr pimpernell September 25, 2014
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fuck your ears

Another term for Ear Rape/Really loud noise in which you're thinking you are going deaf.
"Please... Just... fuck your ears..."
- Mama
by EthanTheComposer July 11, 2018
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pinning their ears back

To have one’s ears pinned back means to be severely scolded or to be bested in an athletic contest, soundly. The idiom have one’s ears pinned back is an American phrase that came into use in the mid-1800s. Its origin is uncertain. Some say it is derived from the sport of wrestling and some say it is somehow linked to the emotional state of an animal with its ears pinned back, though both of these explanations seem rather dubious. It may be more likely that the phrase have one’s ears pinned back is related to some sort of physical punishment that has gone out of common use. Related terms are has one’s ears pinned back, had one’s ears pinned back and having one’s ears pinned back.
pinning their ears back "He's about to have his ears pinned back" Paul Drake, to Perry Mason from the TV series "Perry Mason"
by NTBC March 05, 2020
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Hit Enter Ear

Used when someone in a group chat presses the enter key too early by accident, resulting in a malformed sentence.

Originated from hitting enter early on the phrase "hit enter ear(ly)"
Steve: *walks in, starts b

Edward: aw dude did you hit enter ear
by official friend October 28, 2018
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Golden Earring Syndrome

AKA "We Cannot Go On Without You."

Golden Earring Syndrome is when a group immediately stops existing when a very important member is permanently out of commission, usually due to an abrupt death or illness.
Golden Earring Syndrome was named for the band Golden Earring, which disbanded in February 2021 after nearly sixty years when it was revealed that the lead singer, George Kooymans, had been diagnosed with ALS two months prior.
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 21, 2021
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clip around the ear

When someone is rude to you, you give them a 'clip around the ear' (a hit or slap, not necessarily on the ear) to pull them into line.
If you keep giving me backchat, you'll get a clip around the ear
by Polsy August 01, 2017
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Your ears are bleeding

Just a longer version of saying you have wax in your ear
Person 1: Dawg turn around I see something in yo ear bruh
Person 2: *Turns around*
Person 1: Your ears are bleeding, your ears dirty as fuck
by Saan! July 23, 2022
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