paper bag smash

Somebody with whom you would engage in sexual intercourse only if he/she were wearing a paper bag over his/her face.

She's a paper bag smash.

by jonnyworld March 12, 2009

damp paper towels

a type of japanese food. looks like green spam ( a bit like spinache)

'my god what can i have for dinner?'

'lord almighty! have some damp paper towel! its all the rage man!'

'dude! fuck yeah!'

by batman March 19, 2005

Toilet Paper Girl

A girl who only goes for assholes. Toilet paper is used to wipe an asshole.

"That girl's so cute. You should deffinetly try and hook it up"

"I totaly would be she's a Toilet Paper Girl"

by Rambo Clayton July 09, 2012

Rock Paper Scissors

slang term for hand job. To "play" rock paper scissors is to give someone a handjob.

"what did you do last night?" "I played rock paper scissors with someone"

by Tea Queen Tease January 01, 2006

sand paper dick

When you have sex on the beach with a girl and you get so much sand on your dick it starts to feel like sand paper.

girl: ouch!
guy: sorry I got sand on my dick
girl: your dick feels like sand paper
guy: well next time I'll bring a blanket so I don't get sand paper dick.

by melanieeeeeeeeeeeeh September 17, 2009

Rock, Paper, Scissors

A game played as a bet where the loser owes head to the winner

"Rock, paper, scissors anyone" said sav
"ye sure, what does the winner get" ollie asked

"head" exclaimed the slag savannah
"ok then" ollie said

*sav wins*
"i prefer giving, that's dissapointing" said sav
"let me be involved" said max from round the corner
"NO MAX YOURE AN UGLY LANKY CUNT" screamed everyone

by Pickle Jar Tales December 04, 2020

Paper Airplane Stew

The act of two skinny people taking a warm bath together and making uncomfortable bony skeleton love while bathing

Mark: Hannah and I just Paper Airplane Stewed last night
Bob: that is crazy I'm far to fat to do that
Mark: Good I don't recommend it

by Naughty_Nazi November 21, 2016