haveworthy

adj.

1. worthy of having
2. worthy of stealing

Ladyfriend: why don't you wanna cuddle?
Me: This is not a haveworthy discussion.

by vuck May 21, 2010

having a bagel

To masturbate. Typically used when discussing masturbation in public settings.

Dad: Honey, have you noticed how often we catch our son having a bagel?

Mom: Why yes, he gets crumbs everywhere!

by Anonymou5555555555 January 25, 2011

Have a cheeseburger

Means just chill out , calm down .

Could also be like a I don't care attitude

Example 1:
John: Dude you forgot my shoes !!!?!

Cameron: My bad dude ill bring them tomorrow , have a cheeseburger ...

Example 2 :
John: I won all the science fairs so far !

Cameron: Have a cheeseburger ..

by Zexonlamez August 1, 2011

Havoksexual

A sexual orientation where you are only attracted to Davey Havok of AFI . you don't want to date anyone else because they are not him

random- look at that guy over there he's cute
me - nah im havoksexual

by Casey Glitter February 25, 2012

have a len

verb. To masturbate at one's desk at work while talking to someone on the phone.

etymology: see Len Brown (Mayor of Auckland, NZ)

"yeah, her voice was totally hot so I had to have a len"

by Muntus October 15, 2013

have a piss

Basically telling someone to piss off or to have a wank.

Employer: hey Steve can you get me that report by the end of the day?
Steve: you'll get it when you get it, have a piss.

by Rhettjeppson October 5, 2016

havva

Is a super sweet and beautiful woman. She is very classy and is one of the most sincere people you can meet. She often works with kids. She ushally has 3 kids of her own the first born a daughter middle-boy youngest-girl. She has a beautiful shade of brown hair and the prettiest brown eyes you could ever see. Everybody that meets her adores her because you cant help but smile when you see the gorgeous face of hers:)

Wow that girl is mighty fine.. She must be an Havva!

by felixjo January 4, 2017