National Glumpinkin Day

The national celebration for the glumpinkin ritual. It is normally held on July 14th, but it's possible to celebrate it on the night of July 13th. July 14th is important to glumpinkin, because it marks the anniversary of its creation

The national glumpinkin day greeting is 'merry glumpinkin day' so you say "Merry Glumpinkin day"

by Garrett Schinken December 19, 2024

Monster Gromper

An absolute monster of a vibrator, I'm talking fist sized, pump-action pussy pounding destroyer.

I just found this old ladies monster gromper.

by -Sheldonsleftleg September 25, 2025

Blow the grampuse

To throw cold water on a man who has fallen asleep when on duty.

I blew the grampuse on my lazy coworker.
Let's blow the grampuse and get his trolleywags wet!

by JordanR February 19, 2007