Havn't got a sausage

Phrase: it is slang for saying 'I have no idea'

It derives from Northern Ireland and England.

If two people are caught in a strange situation, This is the ultimate saying.

Example #1

'What the hell are we going to do?'

'Jesus, I havn't got a sausage for fuck sakes'!!!!

Example #2

'Here bellend, what the fuck where you doing with my girl?'

'havn't got a sausage what your fucking on about, you mong'

by Norn-Iron August 16, 2009

ha got em

your laughing at someone who messed up really bad that could get you in trouble too

Teacher:YOUR IN BIG TROUBLE NOW
Tom:NOOOOO
Tim:HA GOT EM

OR MAYBE
Teacher:YOUR IN BIG TROUBLE NOW
Tom:NOOOOO
Tim:HA GOT EM
Teacher:TIME YOU TOO
Tim:fuck

by BattlemaniaYT subscibe to me January 23, 2017

you got vended

its a variation of the phrase you got served and is used in the same context.

you got vended like a bag of peanuts!!!

by the hot goth chick September 3, 2004

you got word

you got a plan?

"Fam, you got word saturday?"

by the_manticora March 14, 2014

i've got the hump

be annoyed at...

I've got the hump with England coz they wont let me stay.

by Lily GTR January 13, 2016

ain't got no mind

a mental state in which one is utterly unconcerned about the consequences of some action; without caution or fear or thought

Tom: You are in no condition to drive right now, bro
John: Man, I ain't got no mind!!!

Ben: Yo you shouldn't rush when you're one away from your nuke bro!
J: AIN'T GOT NO MIND!!!

by AwesomerSauce August 22, 2012

You got aids

a meme started in 2011 by an anonymous 4chan user, meant to be used during prank calls, also a hidden reference in the 3rd five nights at freddies game.

person: hello?
4channer: i am so sorry, but you got aids.
person: what?

by welcometotheghetto November 22, 2018