Gasasster

When you eat a pie of pizza or something like that and hot fucking fury shoots out of your ass cheeks

Kogan that chocolate fountain and pizza is a recipe for a gasasster

by Naor the man December 27, 2019

Gasanova

The smoothest of smooth, coolest of cool, grooviest mf around, pulling bitches and fucking switches. Gravy pope would be proud.

"Damn did you see that gasanova walk by? "Yea he was getting action like a fraction babyy"

by NannySmacker September 22, 2020

Mouth Gas

Burping. For instance, when you eat cucumbers and immediately start burping.

Abby ate some cucumbers on her salad and the mouth gas began.

by Rachel_atl February 20, 2009

Lethargon gas

An invisible, odorless gas that puts the person inhaling it to sleep in a matter of minutes. When roused the victim will be grumpy, able to open only one eye, and will immediately fall back to sleep.
This gas is given off by turkeys cooking, TVs, car engines, and warm pine trees at a rest stop on a long bicycle ride.

"Uncle Tom is asleep on the couch in front of the TV and we haven't even had the Thanksgiving turkey yet!"
"Yeah, there is a lot of Lethargon gas in the house right now. Look, there goes Uncle Dick too!"

by John Pombrio January 31, 2009

Diaper Gash

When a woman's maxi pad is visible through her pants.

Stacy must be having a heavy flow day, she's sporting some mean diaper gash.

by Pete Stahowiak July 27, 2011

smash gash

Smash Gash (verb)
Smash Gash is a catch combination of Smash "The action/process of fucking someone good"
and Gash "A term for the female genitalia, implying that it looks like a hatchet wound"

Smash Gash is just a catchy modern way of saying "Pound Vag"
but has a certain catchy ring to it that sounds a million times better,
and is one of the many terms invented by TheBennji
;)

"It's been almost 4 weeks of this Dry Spell. I just need to Smash Gash!!"

by TheBennji December 17, 2013

"Ide gas" sindrom

Prisutnost:
Javlja se obično kod novokomponovanih pubertetlija. Sve je prisutniji i kod mladje populacije Srbije, a posebno je sramotan kada svoju naklonost toj boleštini izraze i stariji ljudi.
Posećuje zamućene umove oba pola.
Zahvata samo mozak što kasnije kroz usta i gestikulaciju izlazi na videlo.

Izraz:
Jedni od simptoma su:
- gestikulacioni izraz savijanja ruke u laktu koja je nakon izvršenog postavljena direkto preko očiju ili čela (po želji korisnika) i upored s tim govornim izrazom ispoljenim kroz parolu "reši"
- bez ustručavanja su u bilo čemu osim u rečniku gde prazna mesta ustupaju raskošnim repertoarom žargonski oformljenih reči
- imaju retku sposobnost da mnogo govore, a malo kažu (poslednja stavka po uzoru na "Ozbiljne teme")
- persone ozbiljnije zahvaćene ovim sindromom učestalo idu nekog naučiti "pameti"

Način zaraze:
Putem nekvalitetne socijalizacije!

Lek:KNJIGA (samo da je dobra)

1.
Petar:"Kako ide?"
Živan:"Ma, nikako."
Petar:"Znači, ne ide?"
Živan:"Pa, ne ide život, ali ide gas!"

2.
Petar:"Kako se zoveš?"
Marica:"Marica."
Petar:"Hah, kada te izudaram po dupetu ima da ti se presijava iz crvene u plavu!"

Ovaj drugi primer ko razume...

"Ide gas" sindrom...

by Epidemiolog September 25, 2020