Shaking someone's fist

When you shake someone's hand when that person was abound to fist bump

that mf got fired cuz he tried to hand shake instead of fist bumping he was shaking someone's fist

by Findloo Chunk April 01, 2022

Fist Fucker

A term applied to the sort of rogue who wears an off-the-peg suit to Royal Ascot or is proud that he has Grade 8 in Ukelele.

Aubrey: I say, Neville. I loaned my entire collection of rare vinyl Death Row recordings to Jeremy and I’ve just discovered that he disposed of them at an illegal rave in exchange for casual sex with a dusky bosomy wench from the colonies.

Neville: Oh, blast! Did that include your original pressing of The Chronic, personally autographed by the Dre Johnny?

Aubrey: Alas, yes.

Neville: You know, Aubrey. I’m inclined to think that Jeremy is something of a Fist Fucker.

Aubrey: Reluctantly, I’m forced to agree, old chap.

by Fake Flag December 03, 2023

hand fisting

The process of pooping out a thick and dry turd the size of a large fist. Side effects can include crying of relief and/or agony, and an angry red anus.

Sorry I was gone for 2 days. I was hand fisting for atleast 1 day and crying the entire 2nd day.

by Fulgar April 09, 2017

booty fist

Booty Fist: whenever you ravage a girls stinkhole with your massive man mong

Damn shawtie i booty fisted the shit out of that whore cunt

by McGaynus McGraysiffer July 14, 2014

Shower Fist

When you enter the device that men use to wack off while at their in-laws house, insert ones fist into another individuals vagina or anus

Hey Richy, please fist my anus in the shower so that when it rains i get a hard on

Hey, wanna shower fist

by this is an anonymous account July 07, 2016

Scissor Fist

When you fist somebody with both hands extended like an open pair of scissors

"I scissor fisted Rebecca last night it was so hot"

by Singaporean man May 27, 2024

you fist like a T-Rex

You dont fist the pussy good enough.

"Hey john what your girl say about your fisting last night?"
"Maaaaan she said i didn't fist the pussy good enough"
"Damn bro you fist like a T-Rex?!"

by suckingdicksince1999 March 05, 2015