Faggort

A homosexual anus eating cock choking spooge slurper who gets intercourse only when his dad is feeling randy.

Connor and James are faggorts.

by John July 13, 2003

faggot stomper

An enormous 4x4 full sized Ford truck jacked up on three foot tires; usually adorned with KC lites, a gun rack, confederate flags, or window decals of the "Git 'er Done" mentality. Most likely occupied by two or more loud mouthed, fat-necked, maloderous yahoos who whose only hope for getting any pussy involves peeking at their sister in the shower.

Check out that faggot stomper taking up two spaces at the McDonalds.

by skid mark vz October 16, 2007

Faggot Fallacy

Also known as the homo cop-out, this is the act of calling something or someone a homosexual either to diffuse a situation or obtain a desired result. Most often used in groups of guys between middle school and college.

Example 1: Guy1: I have such a awesome six-pack!

Guy2: Really? Prove it.

Guy1: No! Are you gay!?! (Also acceptable: No! That would be gay!)

Example 2: Guy1: Dude come watch this hilarious video!

Guy2: *after watching* Wow, that wasn't funny at all...

Guy1: Your so gay.

Example 3: Guy1: *on phone with Guy2* Dude! You should come to this party, there are all these hot chicks and beer! It's sweet!

Guy2: No thanks. I have better things to do than be arrested for anyone of the likely illegal activities you partaking in.

Guy1: Wow, your such a fag...

Guy2: Um.... ok.... I'll be right over!

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by Bukakke Party July 6, 2009

faggot can

when a gay guy takes a shit in a can then tells his partner that they have 2 eat it

your a fag i bet u and your boyfriend faggot can each other

by theboinker August 19, 2009

pussy faggot dick licker

When either: a) kids drink baby shots (usually half filled of less), and choose "tipsy" labeled shot glasses when given many other options
b) kids get a rash on their chest from not being able to handle the greatness of hard liquor (specifically rubinoff)
c) kids who play dizy bat and don't finish their beers and end up letting half the foam drip out of the end of the bat after they "chug"

Chris: "Hey don, that kid over there is a pussy faggot dick licker. He pours shots like a woman"
Nick: "Hey Chris, this pussy faggot dick licker is getting a rash after three shots"
Don: "Hey nick, who is that pussy faggot dick licker wasting beers, emptying the dizy-bat for no reason?"

by cashflowmofo October 6, 2011

massive faggot

Davik.

Davik is a massive faggot when he screams.

by BlackHawkFTW December 9, 2015

Gay Piece of Shit Faggot

Someone who's a homosexual and faggot at the same time. Though they are technically the same, 'faggot' is often used negatively, as in someone who's both a homo and a piece of shit.

Person 1: That guy's annoying.
Person 2: Why, because he's gay!?
Person 1: No, but now I know that he's a gay piece of shit faggot

by The Dark Lord Memes December 11, 2017