Epic eggplant

When you wrap a bunch of rubber bands around the base of your penis so that it swells up and turns purple like an eggplant.

Last week I fucked a girl with my epic eggplant

Are you going to do an epic eggplant for your date tonight?

by Mynoduesp321 October 6, 2023

Epicism

When something is truly epic, is deserves the title of Epicism

You- I just beat the boss in my game!

Your friend- thats a lot of Epicism

by Toothpicc December 27, 2020

Epic

When said, it is a way to express how cringe you are as quickly as possible. Only the lowest form of human will use this word.

Troglodyte: Man, today was epic!

Normal human being: …

by Modern Troglodyte March 1, 2022

Epic Fail

Not being able to achieve the easiest task imaginable.

Its like someone asking you to do three push ups and you can't do one. -Epic Fail

"David come on man how do you manage to not do one push up, epic fail bro."

by Abdellah March 10, 2012

epic gamer rage

An type of rage caused by epic gaming.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

epic gamer rage

by Furrys? Hello no November 19, 2018

epic

very cool; jobeth

Wow jobeth is the coolest and most epic person

by Ashkiin August 17, 2021

Epic moment of animes bruh!

I am the Bone of my Sword
Steel is my Body and Fire is my Blood.
I have created over a Thousand Blades,
Unknown to Death,
Nor known to Life.
Have withstood Pain to create many Weapons
Yet those Hands will never hold Anything.
So, as I Pray

UN LI MI TED

BLADE
WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

chuw chuw whuu whuu doom doom kada boom boom kada boom
enemy has slain

You can edit Archer's Chant into whatever you want!
I am the porn of my sword! BTW It literally sounds like that with Japanese accent.
Unlimited blade works(remember Russian accent)

Carl: Epic moment of animes bruh! Watch the ARCHER'S CHANT!!!
Sam: Shut up weeb i dont need to hear bullshits about your cartoon porn.

by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023