a step up from douche bag, kinda like douche bag squared or if you want to get technical the cousin of douche nozzle
when the douche bag steps up his game and transcends the bag its time for the rhyme, by way of the laloosh, or a pitcher on your team is a douche and you want to thrown in the baseball movie reference, douche laloosh is a play on words to nuke laloosh in bull durham
by Johnny Eutaw October 1, 2006
Get the douche lalooshmug. A combination of a fag and a douche bag, originating in lakewood ohio, as a direct result of stupid acts carried out by its fine, upstanding citizens.
One who exhibits many assholian charachteristics, such as being both a cock- block and a 3 beer queer
by EGMONEY July 8, 2005
Get the Douche Fagmug. Douche Bags are people who are very disrespectful and somehow manage to think they are "it" when in actuality they are not. They are the bottom of the social chain with their low grooming standards and inconsiderate attitudes and yet they think that they are the upper crust of society walking around with an undeserved sense of accomplishment. Douche Bag is a great term for anyone who is arrogant. The amount of success for a person does not matter one way or another as long as that person is considerate of other people and not so ignorant.
Douche Bag: I am so much cooler than those people who work at Starbucks with my construction job. I decided I want to grow out my goatee another foot while I get 50 more piercings while I spend 500 more dollars to tatoo my entire back. I'm going to go back to my trailer and add another beer bottle to my 300 other ones on the counter. Yeah I'm better than you college students! You're worthless! I'm bad ass!
by WorkswithDouchebags August 1, 2008
Get the Douche Bagmug. n. A combination of a douchebag, and a clown; a person so pathetic that it appears funny to everyone around them.
by Boozer August 11, 2005
Get the douche clownmug. Noun. Sport sunglasses; often gaudy, angular, and racy. Lenses are often (though not always) reflective, showcasing colors that don't occur in nature (such as Nuclear Orange or Pandemic Purple). Occasionally worn by guidos, more often worn by rednecks, always worn by douches. Occasionally worn indoors (this is a tell-tale habit of douches the world over).
Douche goggles can be manufactured by any company (none are exempt), as it is the APPLICATION, not the make, of said sunglasses that determines their (the glasses') douchey characteristics.
See also: Douche, Douchebag, Guido, Redneck
Douche goggles can be manufactured by any company (none are exempt), as it is the APPLICATION, not the make, of said sunglasses that determines their (the glasses') douchey characteristics.
See also: Douche, Douchebag, Guido, Redneck
That guy's always fucking wearing his fucking douche goggles. He's a piece of shit.
His douche goggles make his douchery all the more palpable.
His douche goggles make his douchery all the more palpable.
by Chutzler May 22, 2009
Get the Douche Gogglesmug. by Danny boy April 4, 2004
Get the douche baggerymug. by stuntmanlos October 13, 2009
Get the Mega Douchemug.