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silver douche bag

A person that is thinks highly of themselves and looks down at the poor. George Carlin called Barbra Bush this after she said "Almost everyone I’ve talked to says we're going to move to Houston...What I’m hearing which is sort of scary is they all want to stay in Texas. Everyone is
so overwhelmed by the hospitality. And so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this--this (she chuckles slightly) is working very well for them." She may as well said let them eat cake. I never understood why the French cut off Marie Antoinette's head until Barbara Bush said this!!!
Most Republicans and the aristocracy are silver douche bags
by someguy563 December 2, 2005
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douche magooche

similar to a PAB, someone who expresses douche like qualities but to a greater extent. Someone who acts like betty.
Betty is a real douche magooche.

YA tell me about it.
by betty sullivan April 22, 2006
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douche-fuck

1 - About the lowest form of human being around, lower than a douche-bag (douche bag) or fucker/fuckwad, etc...

2 - A person who engages in sexual activity with a used douchebag.
Tom Cruise sure did turn into a douche-fuck as of late...
by J. B. Baby July 30, 2008
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douchebag shirt

A variety of v-neck shirt with a very low V so as to show man-cleavage. The preferred club attire of the self-absorbed homosexual.
Tom: "Dude, there are a million guys wearing douchebag shirts at this bar."

Jake: "Welcome to WeHo."
by tjw7 January 22, 2009
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douchebag

A jerk; a mean or rude person; An idiot, a dim-witted person; An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth
some who boast a lot so you would say shut up you ''douchebag''
by Boon_RI September 12, 2009
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Douche Bag

Someone who pisses you off or just looks retarded and think they're the shit.
Jersey Shore's cast are Douche Bags.
by saintcomedy February 28, 2010
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Joe Douchebag

A generic term for an individual with less-than-desirable qualities. Can also apply to an individual who has done something directly offensive to another. Usually employed when the name of the individual is not known, and it is typically used with disdain.
I can't believe that Joe Douchebag gave me a speeding ticket the other day. He was totally hating on me because of my out-of-state license plate!

What happened to your shirt?
Joe Douchebag spilled his beer on it after he ran into me near the bar. Asshole.
by BizzleForShizzle March 9, 2009
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