CCD (Chronic Cuntserving Disorder)

Quinn Carroll. He is the only person to ever have CCD.

CCD (Chronic Cuntserving Disorder) is Quinn Carroll because he's the only person to have it, ever.

by Tayden XD August 21, 2024

Post Twilight Stress Disorder

when you watch all of the twilight saga (9hrs 53 mins) and regret the past 10 hours of your existence, forever

UUUUUURRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH IT'S COMING BACK, THE MEMORIES, THE WOLVES AND THE VAMPIRES...... IVE GOT POST TWILIGHT STRESS DISORDER, SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Frau Kowalik May 15, 2018

NeedTeej Disorder

A rare medical disorder in which one is dying due to lack of attention. Symptoms include dramatic tendencies, mood swings, chills, neediness, and being unable to drive within a certain range of the cure. Once diagnosed, those with NeedTeej Disorder have 48 hours to survive unless they receive the cure. The cure is cuddles from Teej.

“Teej really came in clutch on Monday when I had NeedTeej Disorder.”

by Iamadr June 26, 2021

Substance abuse disorder

New clinical/medical term for a person's drug abuse issues

Substance abuse disorder should be abbreviated as sad, where sad is a noun. I don't suffer from sad.

by Sexydimma June 2, 2023

Primal Fuck Disorder

After Sex, a man starts to channel his inner primal instincts and begins acting like a wild primate. This usually results in the man going out and having sex with as many women as he sees and beating up anyone he sees as competition. The man is not in control when in this state, thus why it is a disorder. This disease proves there is a link between humans and apes.

Phil: Poor Josh... he beat up a guy to the point of death and fucked dozens of chicks while screaming like an ape!

Peter: He doesn’t have what I think he has, right?
Phil: Yes... He has the Primal Fuck Disorder or PFD for short

by Derkadurr February 8, 2019

chaddz disorder

A disorder when you are too big crazy.

“Bro that girl likes a new guy every single week I think she has chaddz disorder!”

by lequefajones October 30, 2019

dr pepper disorder

a disorder associated with being obsessed with dr. pepper. Symptoms include : Drinking it all the time and always talking about it

“I have dr pepper disorder”
“Whats that?”
“Being obsessed with dr pepper. I cant live without it”

“It is the best drink ever”
“I know”

by kaithiskaithat October 25, 2023