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holy moo cow

It means when you are in awe to see or hear something or someone.
Holy moo cow did you see that Yak!?
by Jessica And Carly March 25, 2007
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Oh my cow!

A phrase originally generated by the only, Anais B, and her friend Natalie M who accidentally said "Oh my cow!" as an excited statement accidentally mixing "Holy Cow!" and "Oh my God!"
Oh my cow! That shirt's so cool!
by imcoollikethatandyouknowit November 19, 2011
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cow blowing

The act of forcefully blowing air into ones vagina potentially causing damage and in some cases fatalities
Damn stop cow blowing, that shit hurts
by butt_Plugger July 10, 2015
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Cow tail

When a man is so fat that he can only see a small portion of his penis. Looks like a small tail sticking out
can that fat guy in the warehouse even have sex with that cow tail?
by The boy toy June 4, 2018
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cow utter

A cow utter is when a woman licks the butthole of her man simultaneously giving him a handjob while he’s on all 4’s
You wouldn’t believe it Matt, the other day Christine gave me the best cow utter I’ve ever had.
by StillGonnaSendIt October 31, 2017
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Cash-cowness

A player's ability to rise in money in a fantasy competition.
Elijah Taylor has awesome cash-cowness, he'll rise heaps!
by Wah.D10 July 14, 2011
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vacuum-packed cows

A vacuum-packed cow can be found in most fields in Britain throughout autumn and winter. Many believe that the large cylinder black bags are full of hay, but that is an urban legend. Inside these mysterious bags are on average three vacuum-packed cows. These cows have been dehydrated and vacuum packed in order to keep them safe until spring. If you had ever wondered why there were a lot less cows in the fields in winter, you now know. Obviously not all cows are vacuum-packed, as it is still a new technology, and can be dangerous to cows, or require them to have months of therapy afterwards.
Farmer Brown started vacuum-packing his cows around October, so they could get used to their vacuumed environment.
by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005
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