Country Glenn is an apartment complex where all the beaners live, no wifi signal, most have no papers, and all you will see when you enter the complex is trucks and landscaping equipment.
Friend 1: yo you trynna go to country glenn?
friend 2: nah bro im not trynna get shot
friend 1: yea you right
friend 2: nah bro im not trynna get shot
friend 1: yea you right
by ball trimmer 69 December 4, 2023
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Person 1: Bro, SCDS is so cool!
Person 2: Actually I go to Brookwood and it’s sick.
Person 1: grumpy
Person 2: *explodes due to lack of coolness*
Person 1: all hail Shore Country Day School!
Person 2: Actually I go to Brookwood and it’s sick.
Person 1: grumpy
Person 2: *explodes due to lack of coolness*
Person 1: all hail Shore Country Day School!
by strawberries.for.Al December 4, 2023
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Boasts about how good of a driver they are for whatever reason, but drives some subaru or toyota (not even a truck, and not more than 10 years old).
Has never worked any sort of blue collar occupation and is unable to drive a stick shift, but will continue to say they can and choose not to.
Has driven out of the city once in the last month.
Takes their car into a shop for oil changes.
Can't stand old country music.
Vapes.
Somewhere between 16 and 19 years old.
Pretty much your average fuckboy but dresses differently.
Boasts about how good of a driver they are for whatever reason, but drives some subaru or toyota (not even a truck, and not more than 10 years old).
Has never worked any sort of blue collar occupation and is unable to drive a stick shift, but will continue to say they can and choose not to.
Has driven out of the city once in the last month.
Takes their car into a shop for oil changes.
Can't stand old country music.
Vapes.
Somewhere between 16 and 19 years old.
Pretty much your average fuckboy but dresses differently.
Guy 1: Look at this kid over here, shiny ass unscuffed boots, jeans with pre-torn holes.
Guy 2: Dude, that's what you call a country fuckboy.
Guy 2: Dude, that's what you call a country fuckboy.
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Get the Welcome to country mug.Steven said to Jessicah; "I heard Lawrence got a country blumpkin from Elissa last night over at the outhouse out yonder".....
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Get the COUNTRY BLUMPKIN mug.A Robben-Barren sociopath who steals happiness, roasts others in negativity consistently, neglects others continuously. While also blaming others for there own faults. With no financial budgeting skills.
Those Country Rich Faggots with the squatted truck and a crew of potheads who disregards and cuts throughs traffic blasting stanky droopy watery tunes while reckoning havock on the highway.
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