national kiss a country boy day

On December 1st you have to find a country boy and kiss him and thank him for all he does

Girl:do you know what day it is?
Country boy:December 1st?
Girl:*kisses him*. It’s national kiss a country boy day!!
Country boy:well I’m not gon complain

by HighVoltageOutdoors November 22, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

Country Rich Faggots

A Robben-Barren sociopath who steals happiness, roasts others in negativity consistently, neglects others continuously. While also blaming others for there own faults. With no financial budgeting skills.

Those Country Rich Faggots with the squatted truck and a crew of potheads who disregards and cuts throughs traffic blasting stanky droopy watery tunes while reckoning havock on the highway.

by eyetried January 10, 2023

Twittle Twitter Twat The Raisonette Country (Croatia)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Twittle Twitter Twat The Raisonette Country (Croatia)

by Twittlerio February 1, 2025

country dumpling

After a long night of partying someone is going to take a shit in the field

After destroying the field with the party, Joebob had to drop a country dumpling to finish off the night!!!

by Neversawitcumming December 14, 2017

Country Social

To be overly nice to someone whom you either actively dislike or just aren’t interested in interacting with, but don’t want to cause a scene and risk disrupting the social order.

-Most regularly seen between two white women.
-The interaction is extremely disingenuous and is basically an over-the-top version of the basic “hi how are you” “I’m good how bout you”.
-Pet names such as “hun”, “sweet”, “darling” are often used. Interactions are always brief lasting up to 7 back and forth rounds of conversation but usually only 4.
-To an outside observer, this often looks like an interaction between lifelong best friends.

Tiffany: Jane! So nice to see you!! Have you been doing?
Jane: well howdy, hun! I’ve been great! How are you and the kids?
Tiffany: Everyone is doing great! Jake just graduated from NYU and Lily is pregnant with a baby girl!
Jane: Send them my love!! *walks away*
John: I had no idea you and Tiffany were so close.

Jane: I can’t stand that bitch. I was just being country social.

by jellybelly27 May 28, 2022