i like chocolate milk

Used by retards who cannot spell "lactose intolerant".

retard: he is lactose and tolerant...
me: what?
retard: I like chocolate milk.

by Knuckles Muldoon August 18, 2010

chocolate sombrero

A brown hat, possibly worn by a backdoor conquistador

by Doc October 26, 2003

Chocolate cha-cha

Act of anal sex

Hey man, wanna do the chocolate cha-cha?

by Blake November 11, 2002

chocolate cigar

A long, firm turd. Often known as a floater.

I laid a large chocolate cigar in the toilet

by Julian Evans April 28, 2006

Chocolate Banana Surprise

Coined from a popular pudding flavor, this is the sexual act when you slip out of hole #1 and accidentally penetrate hole #2. To effectively acheive the "Chocolate Banana Surprise" both parties involved should be unexpecting this to happen, which will most likely lead to chocolate on your banana.

Dude, I was doggin' my wife last night and accidentally slipped it in her butt... that was the best Chocolate Banana Surprise ever! I bet her balloon-knot is sore today!

by E-Nasty April 6, 2009

Chocolate Egg Tennis

When one guy pops another guy's turd in his mouth, then the other guy does the same with one from the first guy, and they do a spit and catch juggling thing until one of them misses it and has to wear a used condom round his neck for the rest of the week. Very popular in Iowa.

"Dude, I was playing Chocolate Egg Tennis last night with Steve, and my fucking mom rang! My boss did not like seeing me turn up at work this morning with a dirty bag of jizz dangling off my St Christopher. I think I'm gonna get fired."

by Bogbaby June 18, 2009

Chocolate Dyke

A dyke who enjoys playing in shit.

Yo dude, I think those are the chocolate dykes from 2 Girls 1 Cup.

by "Mean Joe" Green March 24, 2010