A term coined by Strong Bad of Homestar Runner fame meaning an offspring that is awkward, peculiar, or simply unable to fit in.
"Send your cool son off to join the 'On-Point Kings' he'll have to be... jumped in, your fat son off to join the 'Municipality', he'll have to be... pooped in, and ship your stepheaded red-child off to join the Homestarmy. He'll want to be... jumped out."
by Goumi August 8, 2009
Get the Stepheaded Red-Childmug. An incurable disease where the victim, after spending their childhood and adolescence in the endless days wallowing lonliness that comes along with being an only child, will prey on the opposite sex to fill the open role of an older or younger brother or sister in their life. this may be considered to be even sicker than a girl with daddy issues.
this often times only occours to children of white collar, yuppie, work-a-holic parents who tend to spend every waking moment neglecting their child for either work, buisness trips, or vacations with their husband/wife.
in almost every case of only child syndrome, the one kid was either a mistake or the opposite sex of what the parent was hoping for.
this often times only occours to children of white collar, yuppie, work-a-holic parents who tend to spend every waking moment neglecting their child for either work, buisness trips, or vacations with their husband/wife.
in almost every case of only child syndrome, the one kid was either a mistake or the opposite sex of what the parent was hoping for.
"jen is such a gold digger she only goes for rich older guys!"
"no, she just has only child syndrome, shes looking for someone to fill the role of an older brother!"
"ooh."
due to my only child syndrome, i was only friends with older girls in middle/high school, because i didnt have an older sister!
"no, she just has only child syndrome, shes looking for someone to fill the role of an older brother!"
"ooh."
due to my only child syndrome, i was only friends with older girls in middle/high school, because i didnt have an older sister!
by giinny July 15, 2010
Get the Only Child Syndromemug. A killer a molests children for a fucking living and he creeps on u an says lemme smash then says bend over touch ur toes ill show u where the monster goes #braddoesbanter
by Condom21 July 1, 2017
Get the killer child molestermug. *telling someone to be quiet ... mostly because you dont care about their opinion. you usually say it while you have your hand all over the person's face (referencing the texas chainsaw massacre remake).
person 1-i think you should change your sweatshirt
person 2-hush now child ... dont speak. (rubbing face)
person 2-hush now child ... dont speak. (rubbing face)
by megan thinks publishing arts sucks January 27, 2007
Get the hush now childmug. (noun)
{1} The result of an aberrant phenomenon when a man ejaculates in the back of a woman's throat, to whom he is not yet married, thus impregnating her and inevitably producing offspring.
{2} A good name for a band.
{3} A child conceived out of wedlock, whom exited the mother's body through her oral cavity.
{1} The result of an aberrant phenomenon when a man ejaculates in the back of a woman's throat, to whom he is not yet married, thus impregnating her and inevitably producing offspring.
{2} A good name for a band.
{3} A child conceived out of wedlock, whom exited the mother's body through her oral cavity.
Jim's mom virgin who has never been married. In fact, I know she used to be a blow job philanthropist, and I know that Jim is not adopted. This means one thing; Jim is a guttural love child. What a douche.
Dude, Guttural Love Child's last set was their best - are you deaf?
I can't believe that sinful child just came out of that woman's mouth. In all the years of delivering babies, I've never seen anything this fucked up. It's astounding to think that this sort of phenomenon actually exists.
Dude, Guttural Love Child's last set was their best - are you deaf?
I can't believe that sinful child just came out of that woman's mouth. In all the years of delivering babies, I've never seen anything this fucked up. It's astounding to think that this sort of phenomenon actually exists.
by George Alexander November 13, 2009
Get the Guttural Love Childmug. Only children sometimes exhibit characteristics resembling women who have their periods. This can occasionally lead to flashes of intense anger when they don't get their way or someone insults them even the slightest bit. Also, when there is dissent in the friendship ranks which they are a part of, they lash out and try to make the other friends seem more culpable and especially more gay than they are. They have an overwhelming feeling that the world is against them and they tend to ruminate a lot as well. When you factor girls into the picture with an only child, it is never a pretty sight.
Garzon (on cell): Yo man, you wanna go play ball today?
Dre: Nah man, I got work today sorry
Garzon: God Damnit, no-one ever wants to fucking do anything in this town, i hate everyone. *click*
Later that night, Garzon ruminates for hours on how Dre is such a dick.
Garzon has exhibited traits that relate back to his "only child syndrome"
Dre: Nah man, I got work today sorry
Garzon: God Damnit, no-one ever wants to fucking do anything in this town, i hate everyone. *click*
Later that night, Garzon ruminates for hours on how Dre is such a dick.
Garzon has exhibited traits that relate back to his "only child syndrome"
by darius jones March 18, 2009
Get the only child syndromemug. A child in a family is neither first or last is called the middle child. In a 3 child family, it is the 2nd child, etc.
This child usually gets the least amount of attention, because he/she is not the parent's first, and not deemed as 'special' enough, and is not the parent's last, and so is not treated like the baby.
This creates social tension between the family. The middle child would be the outcast while the rest of the family can have a laugh with each other.
However, in a family where there are seperate parents, creating half-siblings, where the child is in the middle of one side of the family, and is the first or only child in the other side, the middle child may become brattish, and demand everything he/she wants because he/she can get away with it with the other parent.
In the case of bratty middle children, the oldest usually looses out and then becomes the outcast, being independant and deals with how they recieve less attention than the middle child.
This child usually gets the least amount of attention, because he/she is not the parent's first, and not deemed as 'special' enough, and is not the parent's last, and so is not treated like the baby.
This creates social tension between the family. The middle child would be the outcast while the rest of the family can have a laugh with each other.
However, in a family where there are seperate parents, creating half-siblings, where the child is in the middle of one side of the family, and is the first or only child in the other side, the middle child may become brattish, and demand everything he/she wants because he/she can get away with it with the other parent.
In the case of bratty middle children, the oldest usually looses out and then becomes the outcast, being independant and deals with how they recieve less attention than the middle child.
A usual night at the dinner table.
Older child doing A level maths: I got a B on a test today
Middle child still doing GCSEs: And? I got a B too.
Mum: *Surprised at middle child* well done (his/her name)! You're actually learning something then.
Older child: thinks; (>.> been there, done that. Pfft, middle child syndrome, lol)
Older child doing A level maths: I got a B on a test today
Middle child still doing GCSEs: And? I got a B too.
Mum: *Surprised at middle child* well done (his/her name)! You're actually learning something then.
Older child: thinks; (>.> been there, done that. Pfft, middle child syndrome, lol)
by DottieRocks March 13, 2012
Get the Middle Child Syndromemug.