Fat bald faggoot "Why are you telling... People to murder children?"
Hym "Why aren't you talking about the targeted harassment? Is it because this is and always has been about turning me into the bad guy in perpetuity from now until I'm in a state of complete subservience and it has nothing to do with your child's safety and everything to do with making me feel inadequate because you know the second I figure out you're being preferentially selected for we are going to have a problem that only child murder can solve?"
Hym "Why aren't you talking about the targeted harassment? Is it because this is and always has been about turning me into the bad guy in perpetuity from now until I'm in a state of complete subservience and it has nothing to do with your child's safety and everything to do with making me feel inadequate because you know the second I figure out you're being preferentially selected for we are going to have a problem that only child murder can solve?"
by Hym Iam June 12, 2025
A way to say some statics are rigged as fuck and only shown to best represent the one showing the numbers
"Those charts look convincing... until you realize they left out half the info. Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them."
by Outside_Win3020 May 24, 2025
Your Chinese dad yelling at you at 3am for not eating all of you egg rolls and getting a 98% in maths
by Nugget32 June 10, 2022
Why Is The Bay Of Pigs Musem Scared Of Michelle Yesenilyungylu Robles Is Because Of The Microwave Timer:"'03:34'"
Why Is The Bay Of Pigs Musem Scared Of Michelle Yesenilyungylu Robles Is Because Of The Microwave Timer:"'03:34'"
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 22, 2025
by urban.ass March 02, 2024
You should use a condom because it's christmas. Why? Because ho ho ho. (used when explaining protected sex to teens)
by itsmenotjames December 08, 2024
Holy shit, it's like watching Jesus get flogged! That was brutal! That whole debate was just brutal!
Hym "Except I don't think I'd actually laugh at the sight of Jesus getting flogged. I might masterbate though, bah dum ts! Sad wank for Jesus! Why I don't trust the bible? More like 'why you don't want the sauce!' Got this nigga lookin like he never even SEEN a book!"
by Hym Iam June 19, 2024