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my boyfriend

the most gorgeous fucking man to ever grace the universe. the universe bends to his presence for being the most perfect organism to live.

danny devito trembles in fear from my boyfriend’s handsomeness.

my boyfriend is the definition of funny and kind (if you do not know what the definition of funny and kind is then you are a fucking idiot).
other men wish to be my boyfriend.
i love “my boyfriend”, he is good.

i am mad at “my boyfriend”, he is so perfect it’s infuriating
by BeesAre_Superior March 7, 2022
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french boyfriend

casual, "arrogant" boyfriend who's not really your boyfriend yet; may or may not be your "best friend"
(he's not actually arrogant but people who are jealous will resort to this insult)
1. Me and my french boyfriend are planning a trip to Paris together.

2. I'm going to miss my french boyfriend too much even though I shouldn't.
by charlolobffff December 31, 2020
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National Fuck Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Day

Got a girlfriend/boyfriend?

Fuck them on this very special day!
Person 1:Hey dude guess what.

Person 2:What?

Person 1:It's National Fuck Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Day
by gwagwazk October 31, 2022
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my uncultured boyfriend

my boyfriend doers not know who Dove Cameron is.
we are not alike.
Perish.
person 1: hey! Dove Cameron in Descendants.. am I right ?? :D
my uncultured boyfriend: ... who's that slag?
person 2: *shhakes head in dibelief* so uncultured :(
by coolswag&delicious April 22, 2021
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nepotism boyfriend

YT boy of the month, when their girlfriend’s hype pushes their dead-eyed stare directly into the spotlight. Also: a strategy for laundering a boyfriend’s allowance through songwriting credits.
Like a child “making cookies” with mother, it is possible that Nepotism Boyfriend threw in a handful of chocolate chips, so to speak, and, when mother told the family “Joey made these!,” he beamed with genuine pride.
by JZP26 May 17, 2022
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hallway boyfriend

when you flirt and walk with someone in the hallway , walk them to class to class , but u guys are just friends nothing more n everyone thinks you two are dating but you’re not.
me and mateo aren’t dating , we only talk in school, he’s just a hallway boyfriend.
by Gsgsgdggd February 8, 2023
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National flash your boyfriend day!

Its a national day! Its official! April 26th is the official/flash your boyfriend day!. Go ahead and make your boyfriend smile by flashing him!
*snap* (flash) :O!
National flash your boyfriend day!
by Meowowowoowowo April 26, 2025
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