Boyfriend

Something that you don't have (sorry to the people who actually do)

I love my boyfriend

I have a boyfriend, unlike you

by Burritocat21 April 24, 2019

Boyfriend

A lot of girls use this as useless objects that don't matter to them. Sometimes this is very stupid and does dumb things. Others use this as a living stuffed animal. And others use this when they're lonely.

Thot: I love my boyfriend!
Intellectual: No you don't you're just using him.

by breannabanana July 23, 2019

boyfriend bubble

When you get a boyfriend, become completely infatuated with him, and forget your other friends. Your boyfriend then becomes your only friend because you only ever hang out with him.

After Katie started dating Mark, she got sucked in the boyfriend bubble and lost all her friends.

by Amanda banana March 10, 2013

Boyfriend lie

A lie that a boyfriend will tell his girlfriend to make her feel better about herself
A lie that gets him out of trouble with his girl

Girlfriend: Do these pants make my butt look big?

Boyfriend: No baby they're fine

Girlfriend: For real? Or is that just a boyfriend lie?

by Twinklenose February 13, 2012

boyfriend dump

When a girl is flirting with a guy, then he finds out she has a boyfriend.

1. "I met a hot girl at a party, but she boyfriend dumped me."

2. *flirting* "Sorry, my boyfriend is here to pick me up."

For more examples, it's basically the opposite of girlfriend dump

by OliverDaBoss November 22, 2013

boyfriend-sitting

When your partner has a need to hire someone such as a friend, to temporarily entertain you.

Hey Stacy, can you babysit Frank on skype for a little bit. Thanks for boyfriend-sitting

by frankjameso February 14, 2014

boyfriend dinner

When your boyfriend says he's making a fancy dinner & always chooses something that takes about 10 minutes to make with minimal effort

Natalie: I think Dan said he's making a fancy dinner tonight since I made lamb chops & asparagus last week...

Grace: Ohh what's he making ?!

Natalie: I dunno, probly his usual boyfriend dinner...either spaghetti or deli ham salad...

by Bratarle June 8, 2015