The annoying cramping and pain experienced in the jaw after performing a marathon blow job session. The sexual form of lock jaw, this can also be accompanied by twitching and spasms and make it difficult to laugh or smile for a period of time directly proportionate to the length of session or an extra large dick.
Jo needed a little extra time as Susie performed her fancy work. After delivering a truly magnificent blow job session, unfortunately Susie suffered from blow jaw for 30 minutes afterwards and couldn't talk or smile.
by NaughtyNicole April 4, 2013
Get the Blow Jaw mug.by thtMAINsqueeezee March 9, 2009
Get the e-blow mug.When a guy and a girl give each other blowjobs in the snow. sometimes adding snow in each others mouths.
by bawkface. December 13, 2010
Get the Alaskan Blow mug.Male 1: Dude this morning I came down stairs and my girlfriend made me some Pillsbury cinnamon rolls.
Male 2: Nice.
Male 1: Yeah and while I was eating one she went down on me!
Male 2: So what you're saying is she gave you a Pillsbury Blow Boy?
Male 1: Precisely.
Male 2: Nice.
Male 1: Yeah and while I was eating one she went down on me!
Male 2: So what you're saying is she gave you a Pillsbury Blow Boy?
Male 1: Precisely.
by Stewy The Toucan November 19, 2011
Get the Pillsbury Blow Boy mug.The act of holding in a juicy fart while in public, only to sneeze, causing you to involuntarily rip a noisy grumpy at the same time. Usually followed by desperate seat-shuffling or forced awkward conversation in an attempt to conceal embarrassment.
Professor: And so the hypotenuse is equal to the square of . . .
Jim: (Oh God, not now. Why did I eat so many burritos?)
Jack: Dude . . . You alright?
Jim: Ah-CHOO! (flatulates simultaneously) COSINE IS SQUARE ROOTED!!
(Professor squints over his glasses with a puzzled expression. Rest of class stares awkwardly.)
Jack: (sniffs) Dude . . . Did you Hi-Low Blow?
Jim: (Oh God, not now. Why did I eat so many burritos?)
Jack: Dude . . . You alright?
Jim: Ah-CHOO! (flatulates simultaneously) COSINE IS SQUARE ROOTED!!
(Professor squints over his glasses with a puzzled expression. Rest of class stares awkwardly.)
Jack: (sniffs) Dude . . . Did you Hi-Low Blow?
by Chronomancer July 30, 2009
Get the Hi-Low Blow mug.The actual meaning of the word 'blow out' describes the act of letting someone down, or 'blowing out'. This is usually pre-arranged plans that have had the definite go-ahead from a group of people or friends. The act often occurs the day after making plans when one weak individual does the classic first signs of blowing out...turning their phone off.
They turn their phone off thinking that by doing this, all the others who are relying on this man will think it's some kind of rare phone problem and they just can't get through. The truth is far from it, everyone knows the blowout has sneakily turned his phone off. For this man is the blow out king. This man is Chris Singers.
They turn their phone off thinking that by doing this, all the others who are relying on this man will think it's some kind of rare phone problem and they just can't get through. The truth is far from it, everyone knows the blowout has sneakily turned his phone off. For this man is the blow out king. This man is Chris Singers.
Group "Who's up for Alton Towers tomorrow?"
Man 1, 2, 3, 4 "Yeah sounds good"
Singers "Yeah sounds good I'll come...pick up at 8am?"
Group "Yeah see you then, don't let us down Singers we need you for numbers"
Singers "Lads...come on..would I let you down?"
*Next Morning*
*Man 1, 2, 3 & 4 are waiting outside Singer's House*
Group "Ring, ring, ring, ring"
Singers tucked up in bed "Teee heee, I'm so glad I turned my phone off last night"
Group "Would you believe it...another blow out from the King"
Group *Shouting out the window* "TOOSSSERRR"
Man 1, 2, 3, 4 "Yeah sounds good"
Singers "Yeah sounds good I'll come...pick up at 8am?"
Group "Yeah see you then, don't let us down Singers we need you for numbers"
Singers "Lads...come on..would I let you down?"
*Next Morning*
*Man 1, 2, 3 & 4 are waiting outside Singer's House*
Group "Ring, ring, ring, ring"
Singers tucked up in bed "Teee heee, I'm so glad I turned my phone off last night"
Group "Would you believe it...another blow out from the King"
Group *Shouting out the window* "TOOSSSERRR"
by Mr Stab Artist December 9, 2008
Get the blow out mug.Whilst a man is recieving a BJ, he crosses his legs behind his partners head, forcing her to take all his manhood and locking her head in position. Once the legs are locked he then proceeds into a 'death-roll', rolling from side to side until he finishes.
For the females part, she is to try and say "Crikey, He's cumming right for us" in an Austrlian Accent, whilst gagging on his manhood
For the females part, she is to try and say "Crikey, He's cumming right for us" in an Austrlian Accent, whilst gagging on his manhood
Alex: last night a gave Kris a Crocodile Blow-Job!
Charles: But did she say "Crikey!"
Alex: i'm not sure with all the gagging!
Charles: Steve Irwin would be proud!
Charles: But did she say "Crikey!"
Alex: i'm not sure with all the gagging!
Charles: Steve Irwin would be proud!
by Big Bear & Papa Smurf September 30, 2009
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