Bucket of Arse Crumbs

An extrovert who hates being alone.

Person 1: I gotta go out tonight, I hate being alone.

Person 2: Yep, you're definitely a bucket of arse crumbs.

by Actual Ltd. May 25, 2024

my arse is trophy

My bottom feels like it’s been used for gratification in a prison competition. I feel like I’ve been gay raped. My arse hurts, but it feels unexpectedly rewarding. Australian slang.

My arse is trophy: I made the Kokoda day one stage-point. My arse feels like trophy (but I did better than that wanker).

by Majomka February 17, 2020

Arse

(Noun) (North Western European) A large, rotund, Slavic creature whose only purpose to serve on this planet, is to search and consume every know fat calorie in the known universe.

Oh my what is that thing at the end of the golden corral line?

I believe that is an Arse!

by Laxon Dinkleton September 6, 2013

Arse hat

A person, child or pet who is annoying, irritating, troublesome and onerous to those around them.

OMG my cat is such an arse hat. He won’t make friends if he keeps biting the other animals faces.

by Betty 01 July 27, 2022

Rabbi Arse Plunder

Rabbi Arse Plunder are an experimental gore grind / Death Metal band from Sussex UK featuring Emma Menorah, Ruth Will Rise Again, and Mike Ball Grinder.

The new Rabbi Arse Plunder album " Cunt Puss" is a fantastic blend of Death Metal, Goregrind, and Japanese Reggae

by Bearcrawl April 9, 2024

arse hankey

n.: Toilet paper; Thin wadded plant fibre tissues for wiping oneself after a crap. Scented and balm-coated toilet papers more strongly fit this category than normal, unscented paper.

"We're gonna need more arse hankey; my bum caught a cold."

by His Royal Hairiness January 20, 2014

blasted arse shard

A fragment of human shit that is fired out of the anus after a large, explosive fart.

Mark's anus roared! Dave quickly ducked as a blasted arse shard flew over his head.

by Zonal K September 19, 2019