ALS

Ambient light sensor, if your ALS is fucked in your iPhone good luck getting it(truetone) back.
Doesnt appear to be paired on iPads, I wouldnt bet on it.

Jay: I cracked my ALS
Microsolderer: Say goodbye to truetone forever now or leave the Apple ecosystem to get open sourced.
Jay: Tf u talking about
Microsolderer: Apple aint right to repair buddy, go the other way, there is nothing we can do about it and Apple would just replace your phone or tell you to buy a new one instead of fixing.
(Typical conversation between the Apple user and the repair guy)

by RTX superior to Apple M chips. July 30, 2022

Northern Neck Ginger Ale

The most delicious ginger ale on planet erf. It was discontinued in 2020

Northern Neck Ginger Ale was the best.

by SPrice1980 August 6, 2022

Filthy Al Jolson

Like a filthy Sanchez but you stick your shit covered dick in her mouth and the shit builds up on her lips

Last night I gave my girlfriend a filthy Al Jolson

by Captain Deadpool October 16, 2019

erdoganus al anus

a human, type erdogan, born out of the anus of mother history: erdoganus al anus

The human, type erdogan, born out of the anus of mother history, erdoganus al anus, will dominate this planet if we do not care.

by negniriew October 17, 2019

Big al

A curly headed stupid sum bitch

Yo big al looks like he has onion rings on his head. The stupid sum bitch.

by Doo doo doo re October 25, 2019

nigiska al baqdaadi

The underwear of ISIS leader Al-Baghdaadi, famous for revealing its owner under US interrogation tactics

Bro 1: Bro did you hear what Ahmed did yesterday?
Bro 2: No, What?
Bro 1: He nigiska al baqdaadi'd me

by BBCSomalia October 30, 2019

Al-dn

A type of hallucinating mushroom found in South western Arabia.usually eaten with brocolli

Al-dn was very potent

by Rood dood November 4, 2019