Toot tail

A penis, opposite of a toot (vagina).

“Mamaw! Pepaw has a toot tail”

by iiluvtharein October 28, 2021

Nightmare Tails DGM

Cringe person more cringe than anyone in AS

Nightmare Tails DGM is very cringe

by tikkiastra October 29, 2021

Dove-tailing

The act of two men smashing their genitals together. Much like two women scissoring.

Tom and Erik enjoy Dove-tailing.

by Codeword505 September 6, 2021

tail boarding

Getting the crap between out of you by a smaller person.

yo check it out a midget is tail boarding linear

by colbyzach September 27, 2021

Tail gunner

When you are running through the store to the bathroom but the poo is already hitting the floor

Betsy running for her life but the tail gunner is already firing

by Babbles mcswiss July 20, 2021

Kite-tailed

The act of having a couple of drinks (cocktails) followed by four heavy hits of quality weed causing you to get totally fucked up.

Uncle Pete, kite-tailed into oblivion last night making a complete ass of myself.

by pbwadd July 25, 2021

Covid Coat-tails

Claiming you have had COVID-19 based on being around or in close contact with a person who’s had COVID-19 to reap the financial and emotional benefits.

Oh Steven? His wife Sally had COVID-19... he’s just riding her covid coat-tails to try to make her buy him things and feel for him. He’s a douche

by Sweaty dirt pig August 6, 2021