the smallest shit i ever seen in my fucking life i can’t even feel that shit i just tickles my buthole
by Neck hhfbkfbirjoñfghjkłpòi June 3, 2020
Get the dylan’s ppmug. Tampa Dylan is an incredibly powerful being. This being was born when Dylan Remick went to Tampa and posted super drippy pics on Instagram.
by SleepyPanda123 May 27, 2021
Get the Tampa Dylanmug. The cutest, hottest fuckin actor ever. Has a 11/10 accent, very sexy. I’m usually not one for blondes, but I’d risk it all for him. I literally want him to run me over with a semi truck, shoot me in the head, put my remains in a blender, and press pulse. Literally everything about him is perfect. His abs, his veins, his hair, his voice. Jesus Christ I want him to fuck me.
by croup coughdashian February 26, 2019
Get the Josh Dylanmug. The act of taking a ps3 controller and shoving it up a girls vagina and playing a game so it vibrates and gives her pleasure.
by The all knower December 9, 2012
Get the The Dylan Spejnamug. An internet celebrity who is famous for having his gamertag reported and changing it to Barrett9001cal, in attempt to outdo Barrett9000cal, a famous Bad Company 2 player.
by TrevorOwnsBC2 June 18, 2010
Get the Dylan Maslonmug. Dylan has the biggest penis. He gets all the bitches and pussy. When he's alone with a special someone, he tears it up.
by Jose Quantam February 1, 2017
Get the dylan maysmug. by a_random_guy1911 October 20, 2020
Get the Dylan Lmug.