Philly Willy

To cut off the foreskin and wrap it around the person's nose.

usually applied to jewish babies.

Dubbed after the famous Philly.

Or Cutting the toe of your partner and shoving it up their ass.

E.g 1 FRIEND: Dude! whats on your son's nose?

parent:oh just some foreskin, he was Philly Willy 'ed just a few seconds ago by his mother.

E.g 2. Friend :Dude! why are you walking weird?

Victim: oh i just got philly will'ed before i left my house, wbu?

Friend : OH THATS GROSS, YOU MEAN YOU GOT SOMEONES FOOT UP YOUR BACKSIDE? LITERALLY?

by Shihmale August 1, 2010

Willy on Wheels

A famous Wikipedia editor whose testicles go up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down

Willy on Wheels on Wheels on Wheels on Wheels on Wheels on Wheels on Wheels!!

by Sexy and I NOED February 7, 2022

dick willy

if somebody is feeling especially retarded they may decide it is necessary to use 2 derogative terms for the gluteus maximus rolled into one to make 1 devistateingly insulting insult. although i have only actially herd rowan (the founder of this insult) say "dick willy" i am sure that within the next 10-20 years at least 3 people would have used it.

some retard: kek at ur face lol nub lol ur mum lol lmao pmg rofl z0mfg lol

rowan: shut up you dick willy

some retard: z0mg that was uncalled for dude *crys*

by swizz3r August 7, 2006

little willy

someone that looks like Marlowe and is perfect in every way but has a little dick

hey look your perfect but you have a little willy

by big man, little willy March 19, 2019

willy pop

A sucker shaped like a man's willy.

Oh man, look at her suck that willy pop!

Chea! That's gonna be me tonight broha.

by andy doorhol April 20, 2008

little willie

One of the first tanks ever made, was built and founded by Sir einston churchill in 1915 but failed due to it could not cross trenches during World War 1

Too bad that little willie was impractical that little fuckhead tank.

by someww1geek November 27, 2017

Noose Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a rope.

"THE LAST BOYSCOUT badge was earned by learning to properly tie a Noose Willis."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009