Suicide Wank

When you're having a wank, just before blowing the load, shout out "Mom" or "Dad", then try and finish the job before they get into your room!

Me: Jerking off
Brain: Suicide wank time
Me: "Mom! Dad! come here and quick!"

by darwin (herolevi) November 19, 2019

Brown Wank

Masturbating whilst taking a shit

by Anonymous July 25, 2003

Tit-Wank

also known as tit ride

wow her tits were so big i had to give her a tit ride

by craig January 26, 2005

WANK LOADS

An awful lot of something

I couldn't believe it! Julie came home with absolutely wank loads of shopping

by Joey February 15, 2005

Wanking afteritch

Where someone wanks (usually straight after an intial wank or just after.) and get a really dry, itchy dick after that needed alot of careful scratching.

I got wanking afteritch. Why didn't I wait...

Coz lucys so damn hot, that why! Aww it's so dry and itchy!

by Coolthatsounds February 2, 2010

Wank Baton

A wank baton is when a group of friends take it in turns to masturbate over internet porn. The first person decides the porno and wanks over said porn until cumming, he then has to tag the next friend in, who has to wank over the same porno and spunk within the defined time of that skin flick. Failure to cum within the given time frame will result in the baton being dropped and a forfeit decided by everybody who has already shot their love gravy.

Dave started the wank baton, but the bastard chose a 2 minute porno. He managed to cum but when Jordan was handed the baton he masturabated so furiously that he snapped his banjo string

by lordloverocket69 January 25, 2011

Side Wank

When you lie on your side and have a cheeky wank, always with your back against the door, so if people walk in you can give them an over shoulder sketchy go away look

Brett: Parmjit was having a side wank the other day
Joel: He disgusts me

by parmjitandthekids April 25, 2011