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The Unicorn

When you come over a girls face and the throw glitter over her
I turned Sharon in to the unicorn when I threw glitter over my jizzy mess
by Pierre_not_Pedey September 8, 2019
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unicorn glue

Butt spray for when you are taking a crap makes it not stink
I spay it in the toilet and you don’t smell my crap thank you unicorn glue
by Yaassssa May 29, 2018
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unicorn bride

Noun: a girl no one would ever think someone would marry
Yep, with that face she’s a definite unicorn bride
by xoxo May 29, 2018
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Unicorn spunk

Two idiotic girls who love to FaceTime and Snapchat eachother. they will always stick together in life and death and the never lie to eachother.
Hey unicorn spunk wanna FaceTime??
chat
by Unicornspunk123 December 19, 2017
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unicorn sneeze

Another word for the combination of ejaculating and the cum produced with it.
"He released a unicorn sneeze into the sock, tossed it towards the wash bin with gay abandon and fell asleep".
by LaxTerry24 December 18, 2017
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Spunky unicorn horn

Masturbating in subzero temperatures where the ejaculation freezes on discharge forming what looks like a unicorn horn
It was so cold last night when I had some self loving I created a spunky unicorn horn
by Scruffypaws January 4, 2018
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