bopper twat

A bopper twat is a female who gets around other wise known as a hoe

That bopper twat b.b got around last night

by King ranee September 24, 2017

Twat potatoes

Large bulging and off putting pussy lips that protrude like potatoes on either side of the vagina.

Man that girl had some lumpy labia.
Sounds like she had twat potatoes.

Hey are those pussy testicals?
No I have twat potatoes. :(

by Wordmaker of lies August 8, 2014

twat macho

(noun) The alpha male who dominates nearby males and incorporates the majority of females into his steed for exclusive reproduction.

The twat macho is, in a more human sense, the attention-whoring badass whom women see as a suitable sperm donor.

Candidly I asked, "Twat Macho...what's your secret? How do you keep 'em coming?"

He replied, "It's simple, women generally love to be treated like shit."


I can't believe he dibbled Susan. He must be some kind of twat macho.

by elegantmaskwithafeather October 16, 2008

Egotistical Twat

Someone who has an ego when they have nothing to back the ego up with and start being a twat about it.

ThatMadGK is a fucking egotistical twat. And cries when he gets told someone’s better than him.

by IXISZ May 30, 2018

twat swatter

Comedian Dane Cook's definition of someone keeping a woman from getting laid,
The female version of a cock blocker.

I could have had the guy if that twat swatter hadn't been in such a rush to leave.

by jnehvy September 2, 2009

Twat garbage

A derogatory term referring to an item that has become soiled by cleaning a dirty vagina.

That guy that cut me off is a real piece of twat garbage.

by Vajayna13 September 4, 2018

Twat-sting

An annoying monkeyfuck who won't shut up or whose voice is highly annoying. This person is always a nuisance to listen to or deal with, and just calling them annoying or telling them to shut up doesn't do the trick. This person is next level fucked.

This person tends to fuck others over or cause others around them grief on a daily basis knowingly or unknowingly, and is generally unliked.

Danny you annoying impotent twat-sting, if you fucking don't turn down your music while I'm trying to sleep, I'm going to spank you in the ear with my right fist.

by Destis5445 December 29, 2020