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TOOLS

You never Carry tools, not even squarey cubes.
by Sicario da Vinci May 12, 2018
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Tool

A guy who constantly talks about lifting and being tan. Gets no pussy! Just a dick in the ass every Wednesday
José is such a tool. Don't send me any more pictures of you in the mirror at the gym. You don't look good!
by Anonymous1118736 June 20, 2016
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tool hound

One who hounds (engulfs / inhales) as much tool ( male genitals) as they can.
Tool hound: One who hounds (engulfs / inhales) as much tool ( male genitals) as they can.
"That dude looks like a homo."
"Yeah man, a total tool hound"
by choose one April 30, 2016
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fag tool

A male using another male to pleasure ones self without the other male knowing.
Hey my homeboy reece is my fag tool.
by Emoshy September 15, 2016
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Tool

A slang term for a gun most commonly a pistol or handgun.
"Daddy told me never leave the house with out my TOOL" -YG
by RyanOG August 31, 2016
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tool

A sorrywurt who does whatever they can to keep someone around; such as buying excessive stuff for others especially when not asked for, giving money often, acting like they have it all to give, offering to do mostly anything that could help the person. Kind of like a beggar and pleaser mixed together.

There's a douchebag one and a sad, mopey one which usually many would feel bad for.
Where's Alfred?
Alfred? Oh, he's over there hovering around Stacey as always and being a tool for her love.
by mshezzy January 9, 2017
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tool of the man

A person who enforces the will of the oligarchy, some times unknowingly
Can't blame that nimrod he is a tool of the man
by pie r squared October 17, 2019
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