Floating a Ticket

Floating a ticket is a scam often employed by servers in restaurants. It is usually accomplished by ringing in one generic ticket (e.g. a water and salad bar) and handing the same check to multiple persons. This is of course impossible to use with credit cards as an authorization is required. Obviously, floating a ticket constitutes theft and could result in prosecution. So don't do it.

Server 1: I've got to pay my rent in three days and I'm a buck fifty behind.
Server 2: Float a couple of salad bars. That shouldn't be a problem.
Server 1: Isn't floating a ticket illegal?
Server 2: Only if you get caught.

by Mr. Woodford June 1, 2009

Split and Tickle

A technique used for sexually stimulating a woman that almost always results in an orgasm. The index and ring fingers are used to separate the labia, split, while the middle finger is used to stimulate the clitoris, tickle.

Guy1: Did you hook up with that girl last night?

Guy 2:You know it, she was going nuts when i gave her the old split and tickle.

by TheKiddIV March 25, 2010

sweet kickel tickle

the act of using an alcoholic beverage as anal lubrication upon request; used for strait DTF sluts.

Hey put it in my ass baby! I only have a beer? thats fine i love the sweet kickel tickle!

by douglas basterd May 4, 2010

The Dreddy Tickle

When a girl fucks a guy with dreads and lets him lick her out and one of his dreads gets inserted into her vagina and tickles it a little until she orgasms on his face.

dude1: I totaly got in last night?

dude 2: oh yeah?

dude 1: yeah i used the dreddy tickle..

dude 2: man thats just wrong.

by ilycows88 June 23, 2011

Mother-in-law Ticker

The "ticker" to the upper right corner of your Face Book screen that screams out every move you make to the whole Face Book world is known as the Mother-in-Law-Ticker. It scrolls your every move to those who know you and those you don't. Some people love it but most people hate it. It is called the MIL- Ticker because of it's striking similarity to the stereotypical Mother-In-Law (nosy, loud and rude).

"The Mother-in-Law Ticker robs me of any privacy I thought I had."

or
"I love the Mother-in-Law Ticker because I am a voyeur."

or

"The Mother-in-Law Ticker on Face Book is so annoying."
or
"With the Mother-in-Law Ticker, you can see what everyone is doing at any moment of the day."

by BigMonky Monk December 6, 2011

New Orleans tickle

That inner, light and free feeling of enthusiasm & eagerness when you know you are going to be there soon to renew old memories, ie. "Tony's Spaghetti House", Acme Oyster House, walking along the Waterfront, smells, ie. perfume, "Blue Blossom" and umm, begnets, oyster shells on the curb (phew); noises, the bells at St. Louis Cathedral, and the clip clop of horse's hooves pulling buggies ,sirens, or "I bet I can tell you where you got yo shoes!", sights (you name it) .

I got the New Orleans tickle, cause I'm heading down there tomorrow for French fun, fantasy, frolic, n'food!

by Catholic Devil July 18, 2012

sack chasing trick tick

A dope whore who latches on to a man using sex because he is a meth dealer. This particular breed has a special skill that allows her to dig in like a tick and suck her host dry over a period of several months...even years in rare cases...all in the name of meth

Hey, Tony Montana, don't fuck with her. She is a sack chasing trick tick.

by Hitman 12 April 16, 2015