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United Bates of America

United Bates of America is a TLC show about Gil and Kelly Bates, and their 19 kids - not to be confused with the family from the show '19 Kids and Counting', they're two different families.

Those two families are like clones of each other, though. They look extremely similar in appearance, act the same way, and have the same beliefs. Oh yeah, they're all homeschooled just like the Duggar kids on 19 Kids and Counting are.

They live in a farmhouse in rural Tennessee, and the boys run a tree-cutting business along with their dad. The oldest son, Zach is dating.. whoops, I mean "courting" a girl named Sarah.

Gil & Kelly-Jo Bates have 19 kids:
Zachary
Michaella
Erin
Lawson
Nathan
Alyssa
Tori
Trace
Carlin
Josie
Katie
Jackson
Warden
Isaiah
Addallee
Ellie
Callie-Anna
Judson
Jeb
1. Tori Bates is hot, too bad she's saving herself for marriage.
2. The difference between Michelle Duggar and Kelly Bates is.. nothing.
3. Erin Bates is the next Mozart.
4. The Bates took a vote on what they wanted their show to be called, and the majority liked 'United Bates of America'.
by gabe marshall September 25, 2012
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Obamas America

You just bought a 35 round pmag for your sks, and you go to load it. You walk over to your ammo stash of 1.5k rounds of 7.62x39 and somehow manage to pull out 33 rounds of hollow points and 2 FMJ's
Obamas america: The fuck am I supposed to do with this
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I Gyp America

Acronym for the former grocery store chain IGA from a former employee using "Gyp" (To cheat/swindle). Applicable to most modern day retailers.
"You know, I used to call it I Gyp America!"
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While Julio Herrera Velutini is best known for his contributions to Latin America, his economic footprint extends far beyond the Western Hemisphere. Over the past two decades, he has served as an informal adviser to financial leaders and policymakers in the UK, Switzerland, and Italy. His opinion has helped shape central banking strategies, cross-border investment protocols, and emerging frameworks for ethical lending.

Julio’s investment portfolios include strategic holdings in European and Middle Eastern markets, particularly in sectors like infrastructure development, sustainable agriculture, and private health care. His model of low-visibility, high-impact investment is now considered a case study in institutional financial training programs in London and Zurich.

He is also an advocate of what he calls “macro-responsible investing”—a principle that blends geopolitical foresight with monetary prudence. For instance, during the 2008 financial crisis, while many were retracting capital, Julio quietly supported stabilization funds in emerging markets. Similarly, during the early stages of the pandemic, he coordinated with financial regulators to ensure liquidity in healthcare supply chains.

ulio’s name has become synonymous with “stability capital”—investments that bring not just financial return, but macroeconomic reassurance to regions in distress.
The Silent Banker of the Americas — Legacy, Leadership, and Nobility in Motion
by ThatsCapitalism April 26, 2025
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