by jnastyNE November 4, 2013
Get the throwing spoonsmug. by GayRetardIan September 18, 2020
Get the Peanut Butter Spoonmug. Another genius "man-made" (Which I think is complete bollocks, but as of writing this, the authorities are keeping a strict watch on me, cancelling the opportunity to properly inform the masses how spoons were really discovered) invention.
It's an utensil; the kind of utensil to eat solid foods, or liquid foods that have solid stuff inside (like soups, but those don't exist so you shouldn't worry about it).
Back then, they were used in ceremonies to demonstrate utter dominance. Unfortunately, not many concepts that happen to be good stick around for too long, and in the modern day, everyone has access to them, which is utter bogus because it would be way funnier if only the rich could afford them.
There's also other utensils, which I will briefly (although not fondly) skim over;
1. Forks, which are like spoons, but directly downgraded to the point of not being able to recognize them. Multiple people think forks are a sign that human inventions should have their limits.
2. Sporks, which no one agrees with the existence of. Sporks are the unagreeable fusion of a spoon and a fork. No one takes sporks seriously, and it's only fair you do the same.
3. Knifes, which do not resemble forks or spoons, it's doing its own thing; you can't eat with it, but it makes eating stuff easier. It's confusing, which is why people prefer using knives to kill the unwanted cousin at the family reunion instead of using them to cut food.
It's an utensil; the kind of utensil to eat solid foods, or liquid foods that have solid stuff inside (like soups, but those don't exist so you shouldn't worry about it).
Back then, they were used in ceremonies to demonstrate utter dominance. Unfortunately, not many concepts that happen to be good stick around for too long, and in the modern day, everyone has access to them, which is utter bogus because it would be way funnier if only the rich could afford them.
There's also other utensils, which I will briefly (although not fondly) skim over;
1. Forks, which are like spoons, but directly downgraded to the point of not being able to recognize them. Multiple people think forks are a sign that human inventions should have their limits.
2. Sporks, which no one agrees with the existence of. Sporks are the unagreeable fusion of a spoon and a fork. No one takes sporks seriously, and it's only fair you do the same.
3. Knifes, which do not resemble forks or spoons, it's doing its own thing; you can't eat with it, but it makes eating stuff easier. It's confusing, which is why people prefer using knives to kill the unwanted cousin at the family reunion instead of using them to cut food.
by GiantEnemyAnt July 19, 2024
Get the Spoonmug. A derogatory term for people of Asian descent, denoting the spoon-like nature of their cranial structure
by Suck my boot, dorkhead! January 28, 2024
Get the Spoon-Headmug. A phrased coined in the UK, specifically heard in Manchester. The phrase describes an older person. Usually between the age 40's & before you receive or collect your retirement package.
by NYC2MCR November 22, 2013
Get the old spoonmug. another word for an annoying human who doesn't leave you alone when you tell them you don't want to be friends!!!!
by kevin!!!!!!! June 10, 2020
Get the spoonmug. by Kambah Birgle September 16, 2009
Get the Spoon-zillamug.