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number 3.1

When you’re using your breat pump but forget to screw on the bottles so it leaks on your crotch and when you finally notice you’re sad you’ve lost all the milk so you start crying and pee yourself
Things sleep deprivation lead to: today I started pumping at work but forgot to screw the bottle in. I’ve now officially wet my pants at work... just with milk instead of pee. I got so emotional that I cried and peed myself and made a number 3.1
by DoubleDashes July 12, 2018
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attack number 9

attack number 9 is a show the was aired in 1998-2001 in a Norwegian channel called NRK3. after 3 successful seasons it was taken down do to unknown reasons and is still a really good family friendly show you can watch on the NRK3/Super TV channel website which you can watch by buying there 21$ per month subscription.
attack number 9 is a good TV show
NRK3's subscruption coasts 21$
by haoarecool December 4, 2021
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number 12

number 12 cock (retarded phonk song plays in background)
by skibiditoiletamongussussyballs November 20, 2023
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we're number one

we're number one was claimed to be the best thing that happened in 2016, for good reason to, people made random shitposts editing and remixing the song "We're Number One" from the old show Lazy-town. generally every time the character Robbie and his clones say the word "one" the video changes in some way. This meme has evolved and taken other forms such as "Let It Grow" and "Bee Movie".

besides most memes happening for no reason, this meme was made cause the actor for the villan Robbie from the show was diagnosed with cancer and needed funding, as a reward, Stephan Stephenson, the actor, brought the people who were in the song back together , and re did the song live.
"we're number one but every "one" increases the bass by 5% each time"
by It is Wednesday my duds April 21, 2017
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Number 3

Billy asked the teacher to go to the restroom, she asked him “Number 1, or Number “ Billy replied “Number 3.” Puzzled, she asked “What’s a Number 3?!” Billy grabbed his phone and said “It usually takes about 10 minutes.”
by Gas-sassin December 6, 2021
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