seasoned assist

the act of receiving a facial while masturbating

I went to Greg's last night and he served me a seasoned assist

by lowquality August 3, 2025

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SnapBack season

Word created by Brittany matthews ,of Texas . It is summer time when people be snapping and you SNAPBACK because it’s SnapBack season

Someone being rude to you during summer time ?

You say you better watch out it’s SnapBack season and I will snap back.

by anonymous June 8, 2023

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Seasoned chariot

Action of the word to drife; when someone takes a chariot and rides over a caterpillar, seasoning the chariot with caterpillar insides.

Bro really filled me up like a seasoned chariot

by AncientChariotRider January 8, 2024

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Seasoned Seconds

a more positive outlook on the situation of sloppy seconds. Instead of looking down on someone with some experience, look at them like a seasoned veteran and get ready for some fun.

Bro1: Dude, that girl over there is so hot.
Bro2: Dude, she and I hooked up last night.
Bro1: Seasoned Seconds, Bro.

by Bronerific September 13, 2011

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Hoodie season

Stealing a boys hoodie and never giving it back

"Hey its hoodie season" girl 1 says
"Oh no.."

by XxmElOnsX November 9, 2020

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1. A time period in which a person has had absolutely no luck in finding a mate of any sort.

2. When a guy has gotten shot down by every chick (or guy if he rolls like that) he has tried to hit on/ get with at every party he has been to within a span of 3 to 5 months.

Example 1. Person A: Man I haven't gotten with any girls since I broke up with Jessica 7 months ago.
Person B: Sorry bro, sounds like you're just having a Bad Season.

Example 2. Person A: Man I've been to 7 parties in the past 4 months and I haven't gotten any ass whatsoever!
Person B: Damn dude, you're just having a Bad Season

by BIGDADY August 23, 2012

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