Grunt-nap

A nap taken with no normal comforts such as pillows or covers. Usually taken with little notice in a small window of time in an uncomfortable location such as a hanger floor or a foxhole

“Did you get any sleep?”
“Yeah I got a grunt-nap while I was waiting for EOD to show up”

by the great whan July 27, 2018

Crap Nap

The act of taking a quick nap while pooping at work. Most likely performed by a third shift employee but can be achieved on any shift.

Dude that poop took you a half hour

Yeah, I caught a crap nap

by Big big biscuit April 11, 2023

raccoon nap

When, having gorged yourself on fatty junk food, you almost immediately fall asleep, still covered in crumbs or grease.

Like the Itis, but more a matter of falling asleep where you ate like a raccoon in a dumpster.

I ate a large DiBella's Sub for lunch then passed out in the booth for a little raccoon nap.

by Michael Rizzo June 20, 2017

Nap Brando

A super sexually attractive man that prefers to especially eat a man's thigh.

"Don't go running outside at night. Nap Brando might walk in on you."

by Mike Goose November 11, 2020

Nap

"Nap" is a term used by many rival gangs towards the neighborhood crips meaning "Nappy Head" and is an overall diss term used amongst a large amount of rival gangs to the neighborhood crips.

Aye nigga fuck naps on westside hoover!

by gangkilla42 August 19, 2023

break nap

a break from any relationship,like a nap..for people to relax,and dream (maybe about others) too

i seem too hung up on you..maybe its time for a break nap

by jaqueena August 17, 2007

monkey nap

When someone has been up on meth a few days and goes to sleep while driving a vehicle for a few seconds then wakes back up

I took a monkey nap and when I woke up I had 4 flats where I ran through a road construction project at 3am.

by Drunken Indian April 14, 2009