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Attacked by a Demon

That is a far less reasonable than my thing.
Hym "It's far less reasonable to believe that you are being attacked by a demon... Than my thing. My thing is not all that farfetched. But that is the people we are dealing with. THIS is ACTUALLY HAPPENING TO ME and this retarded piece of shit of over here:"

The Tuck "UuuLgh! I'm being attacked by DEMONS! I'm being attacked by demons! I really believe that! I REALLY believe that I'm being attacked by demons."

Hym "🤨☝️ Are you seeing that shit!? That is an actual guy who thinks he's actually a rational actor who is telling me that a fucking retard doesn't have to credit or pay me for the thing I designed. That's what's happening here. And the fucking Democrats are just as fucking bad and have rejected reason entirely in favor of absurdity. It should concern you that BOTH political parties can just decide that words don't mean anything and THAT DECISION can starve your kids indefinitely. You might want to start thinking about murdering them and what a post government society is going to be like until we reestablish order. I'm not calling for it by any means because telling you to THINK about doing something is DIFFERENT from telling you to DO something. Right? Because we care so much about distinctions. THINK about MURDERING THEM AND THEIR FAMILIES. Think about it REEEEAL hard. Fucking asshole."
by Hym Iam November 7, 2025
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demon jerk

A: she jerked me off from under the bed
B: dude, you got a demon jerk
by Owds January 2, 2021
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Demon Magnet

How did they get together?

She's an actual demon and he has a demon magnet.
by percisi0n September 22, 2022
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Ring demon

A condition involving discomfort or burning in the rectal area caused by eating spicy foods.
“Those peppers are hot, watch out for ring demon!”

“I got a case of ring demon from those ghost pepper wings.”
by BeppoMonger November 16, 2019
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Demon Portal

You don't want to know the kinds of things that have gone in and out of that girl's demon portal.
by anonononmys December 9, 2008
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demon of god

an absolute idiot that goes to church everyday to wipe away his sins
jared killed my cat and fucked my horses, hes a fucking demon of god
by ifuckmyowncatswithmen February 18, 2021
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Demon Destroyer

by DEMONDESTROYER December 19, 2009
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