christian bautista

A name often given to a person who is very smart, but has no common sense AT ALL; also it is a term used if someone's mouth is very shaky while drinking on a water container.

Boy 1: Dude you why are you drinking your water bottle like that?
Boy 2: Because I'm a Christian Bautista

by DickBuster69 April 3, 2017

Talking Christian

To say things you are certain are false, but you know you can get away with it.

Rudy was saying the election was rigged, but he was just talking christian. Donald said he was working late, but Marla knew he was just talking christian.

by psuedologian January 20, 2021

christian stream

A family friendly stream that embraces core christian values, such as clean, appropriate humor and the value of the almighty influence of god.

Rachel, come on- this is a christian stream.

by like70bunnys March 8, 2018

Christian David

Sexy ass nigger

Christian David is a Sexy ass nigger

by BBC Network May 28, 2022

christian liosi

if you’re a christian liosi, you are swag af. slay swaggy queen. slay the day away. make sure you please those soldiers!!!! soldiers wouldn’t be very pleased if you didn’t. you scallywiggle. bizzydumizzlizzyglizzy. in 1796

look over there, it’s christian liosi

by bird321 January 16, 2023

hard christians

The the hardest rap group in the game.

Basic Chad: Hey man, you listen to that new Travis Scott song, named Sicko Mode?
Damn Daniel: The fuck kinda whack ass shit is that? That's some real Chad ass stuff right there. I only listen to real rappers and groups like Hard Christians.

by Largesauce.com November 21, 2018

Rehab Christian

A person of Christian faith who was cycled through a faith based rehab program and now thinks it is their life’s mission to spread the word of god and convert all non Christian’s

“Since when has Tom been religious?”
“About 6 months ago when he went got busted with drugs and became a rehab christian”

by Supmate5834 June 6, 2023