reverse cunt

The opposite of a cunt. When someone who's usually a cunt acts nice for a change.

OMG Henry, you're being a total reverse cunt today. Are you feeling okay?

by a_lion_s April 15, 2015

jack cunt

Someone who by doing 'jack shit' in a team environment becomes a cunt because the other people in the team have to pull the weight of that person and do extra work.

Joe: "why havent u finished work yet?"
Fred: "coz jason is a jack cunt and im doing what he didnt do."

by winegrape May 5, 2015

jaba the cunt

A person (generally female) who's constant propensity to be a bitch is exasperated by the fact that she is morbidly obese. The massive proportion of both her cuntiness and adipose tissue warrant the title. A Jaba the Cunt's life is both defined and punctuated by the fact that she's nothing more than a fat, egocentric, boorish bitch.

Boy: Man, Paula is such a fat fucking bitch. Stupid cunt thinks she knows and owns everything.

Girl: Yeah! She's got more rolls than a pastry shop, she's a total Jaba the Cunt!

by WordSmithMacs June 11, 2016

Gas cunt

An Irish slang term for “Funny guy”

Often heard in North Dublin

Eg: “Did you hear your man James down in the pub last night, he’s a gas cunt that fella”

by CharlieHarper216 May 7, 2020

Cunt Comb

When a guy has gap teeth and eats out a girl with a hairy vagina in a way that brushes through the hair like a comb.

Wow you see that guy near the window? His mouth would make a great cunt comb!

by cleavandcrack8 September 17, 2012

cunt-stubble

Refers to a British police officer.
British police officers are referred to as 'constable' as opposed to 'officer'.

The term cunt-stubble is an intentional miss pronunciation of the title constable.

This alternative pronunciation of the title constable is well deserved as British police officers are cunts.

Why have you stopped me cunt-stubble?

by AnonDoxy November 26, 2018

cunt satchel

A person who is such an extreme cunt that they hold multiple cunts within their person. Like a satchel.

'Yesterday Todd and a bunch of his follower friends were here making fun of and harassing the kids who live across the street. Todd is such a cunt satchel.'

by Dizzzavid February 13, 2015