true friend

someone who can understand your typing even with almost every word spelt wrong.
a - “IM XRYIMG RHATS AO DUNNT
b - “lol i know that’s so funny”

a - wow you’re a true friend for knowing what i just said

b - yes i’ve gotten used to your typing
by gabbyxo4410 November 04, 2020
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true friend

someone who can understand your texting when you misspell almost every word.
a - “IM XRYIMG RHATS SO DUNNY

b - “i know it’s so funny”
a - “the fact that you know what i said, you’re a true friend
b - “i know you too well”
by gabbyxo4410 November 04, 2020
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true noise

A: you can't forget leg day!
B: True noise!
by Azucena2012 May 13, 2015
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True Homo

True homos (truehomos) are males or females who are strictly attracted to people biologically of the same sex. This excludes gender identification and usage of hormones completely.
Person 1: "Yo that girl is kinda hot.."
Person 2: "Thats a mtf trans person, I thought you said you were gay?"
Person 1: "No- true homo, I'm attracted to people biologically male."
by BlueInHeartAndSoul September 05, 2022
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True by four

A 2” by 4” piece of lumber that is ACTUALLY 2” by 4”, instead of the bullshit 1.5” by 3.5” used now to save money by the lumber companies.
“Yo, I was taking apart this old house and all of it’s made of true by fours!” “That’s some old shit, dude!”
by Annoyed gloomy guy. May 27, 2019
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True Poly

A true poly is someone who can not love just one person. The love does not have to, but can include, sexual relations however can not comfortably be confined to a single person.
"My boyfriend James is a true poly because he loves and takes care of me and my friends."
by The Sirta Foundation April 15, 2019
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True love has no glove

It’s a phrase meaning that partners who are in a deeply committed and trusting relationship engage in an act of intimacy that doesn’t require using condoms, leading to an enhanced and more pleasurable sexual experience.

1. Skin-to-skin contact and increased sensation, giving partners the real unfiltered feeling of PIV like nature intended.

2. Fluid bonding, allowing partners to exchange their body fluids, sharing their DNA.

3. Deeper emotional connection because partners can actually feel each other.

In summary, you and your partner are taking your sex life to the next level…RUBBER-FREE ECSTACY!!! That’s the meaning of “true love” as part of the phrase because when you’re IN true love, you can MAKE true love.

WARNING:

I know this phrase may sound meaningful and inspiring to you but it doesn’t mean you can just go for it, you MUST take proper precautions beforehand. Answer these questions below:

Are you in a committed long-term relationship?

Have you and your partner been medically checked in order to know if you’re both clean?

Is your partner on birth control?

Do you trust your partner?

Does your partner trust you?

If your answers are all “yes”, then you can go for it!
James: "Hey Tom, my wife and I are gonna be making love tonight."

Tom: "Good for you, James!"

James: "But this time, I'm not gonna use a condom."

Tom: "Wow, that's awesome, you're gonna feel her for the first time!"

James: "I know, right? I talked to her about it yesterday and she agreed!"

Tom: "James, you know what they say?"

Both: "True love has no glove!"
by I.M. Abdullah February 17, 2024
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