Shart Tank

When a less than optimal deal is presented and you take it because your don’t know shit

Dude got Shart Tanked by that con man on the tv last night

by angeloregon August 01, 2021

Cup holder in a tank

Something added at the last minute that was never designed to be used.

Article 50 (Brexit) is like a cup holder in a tank.

by Cxrter January 03, 2017

Touch And Tank

A rise in value to new high-water marks; followed by a precipitous drop.

$TSLA hit $325 today. My financial advisor told me to sell all my shares saying "This is a classic touch and tank, TSLA is way overbought and will crash soon once fundamental traders get a hold"

by BillyGoat18 August 01, 2017

think tank of knowledge

The way my teacher describs my groups know how base.

Ms.H said to research our topic and put it in to the big think tank of knowledge.

by chuckrocks October 05, 2009

Schatz Tanks

When ones dog has a dripping butt hole, and you need to constantly let it out because of the smell in your house.

OMG dog, your SCHATZ TANKS !!!

by Klochis January 07, 2016

City Tank Transfer

Similar to a Metro tank transfer, however one seemingly straight male is unable to exchange fluids with another seemingly straight male due to gis testicles being removed.

Bro came over after work for a city tank transfer but his tank was empty...

by Lil' Sister August 20, 2024

Shrimp Tank

A group of people consisting of all males and one female.

I wanted to hit on Kelly, but it was a real shrimp tank in there so I didn't get the opportunity.

by 2guysandagirl August 18, 2022